AND TONIGHT ON SHAMELESS STUFF I THREAD WITH LOMMY AND KP

[camington]

Silver goes back to Unova with Ingo and Emmet

or well actually he gets dumped on route 4

but his Gyarados shows up to say hi to everyone!

stuff happens

???

profit




PS: Isadore is awesome

Comments

enter more shame- I mean, the protag

[tsuntrader]

[No, what I really meant was Casteliacones.

Because aw yeah, Silver's in line for one. He's almost at the front of the line, even! Which is good, because they're about to run out of them as usual.

And a lot of things are good right now. He has an upgraded Pokédex, the region's Professor doesn't think he's completely insane, he might be able to reach Ingo and Emmet in a couple of days after exploring Route 4 more thoroughly... All is well.






But all he's concerned about right now are Casteliacones because shit they're goddamn delicious. Yes. Yes yes yes. Yes.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[The girl behind you in line is skimming over a town map, 'hrm'ing and 'hmm'ing. Little does she know that you're going to get the last one...!]

[tsuntrader]

[Psh, town maps. That's what Pokégears are for.

Casteliaconecasteliaconecas-]

Aren't you lucky? Looks like you got the last one!

[...What. What, really? He... Got lucky?





Best. Day. Ever.]

[50shadesofprotag]

--Crap! I was too late.

[Hilda groans, folding her map grouchily and shoving it back into her bag. Welp, she wasn't going to be here after a week, so her window of opportunity was gone.]

1/2

[tsuntrader]

[Yeeessss this is going to be-

...Oh. That girl behind him really wanted this one, not just some business man.]

2/3

[tsuntrader]

[...Weavile, what do I do.

Yeah I know it's delicious, but- Yeah, exactly. Sigh...]

[tsuntrader]

[Without a word, Silver holds out his cone in front of her. Here. Take it.]

[50shadesofprotag]

Wha? What's this? I'm not sharing with you!

[tsuntrader]

[...Wh- no, that's not--] Take it.

[50shadesofprotag]

Why? I'm not taking your ice cream. What the heck?

[tsuntrader]

You wanted one, didn't you? It's no big deal. I can get another one later. [Well by later he means in a few days but that's close enough to later for him to not care. ...Besides, Emmet has those ice cream tacos.]

[50shadesofprotag]

I don't like to be just given things! And even if it'd be easy to defeat you, it's still too long and it'd melt before we finished a battle.

[tsuntrader]

You sound pretty confident. [Uh-huh. Sure. He's not fazed at all by the baiting.] Sorry to have bothered you.

[In that case, he hands the cone over to Weavile. All yours, buddy.]

[50shadesofprotag]

Later.

[OFF SHE GOES! She's heading towards Nimbasa, it seems. Or at least Route 4. Hmm...]

1/3

[tsuntrader]

[...Well, lots of people head to Route 4 or Nimbasa. It's nothing to really talk about. To Route 4!]

[tsuntrader]

[AND SO, A FEW DAYS LATER, WHEN SILVER HAS SUFFICIENTLY BEEN INFESTED WITH SAND, HAS CAUGHT A FEW POKEMON, AND HAS FOUND A FOSSIL...]

[tsuntrader]

[He has found a new love of his goggles. Seriously. Alright, time to head to the Gear Station, time to go see dads. Daaads dads he's back after being gone for forever daaads.

There is nothing that could possibly stop him from going to see his dads right now. Nope. Nothing. Not at all. No distraction in the world would suffice.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Not even that strange ponytail girl strutting right out of the Battle Subway, Emboar following behind her? The both of them, of course, looking so damn smug and proud of themselves.]

Made it to 160! We'll hit 200 wins next time, right buddy?

[The emboar rumbles, and Hilda laughs loudly, taking a big bite out of a choco-taco.]

I better get to Ingo, soon, too. He won't know what hit him!

[Except he will, Hilda, because no one "hits" him as hard as you do.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Excuse me, what- What is that thing- what are you-]

160? [He doesn't even notice the word slip out of his mouth. If she's talking about Ingo now, does that mean that some random girl beat Emmet? But- That--

...Wait a minute, hasn't he seen her before...?]

[50shadesofprotag]

Hmm?

[Nom nom bite of choco taco]

...Hey, you're the ice cream guy!

[tsuntrader]

[She beat Emmet-]



Ice cream guy?

[...Oh. Oh. That's why she looked familiar.] You're that girl from Castelia. [Who beat Emmet. Twice. And went on to defeat more than a hundred other trainers. No wonder why she was so cocky...]

[50shadesofprotag]

Yeah, the guy who got the last Castelia Cone and tried to give it to me. That was weird, was that pity or something? Whatever, Emmet gave me one of his ice creams.

[NOM NOM CHOCO TACO okay she's done, she pockets the wrapper.]

Name's Hilda!

[tsuntrader]

[It wasn't- but--

...Wait. Hilda. Hilda?]

-You're the one Emmet told me about? [She's the one that took down some crazy organization with the help some dragon Pokémon...]

[50shadesofprotag]

Emmet told you about me? When? No, why? He gives me the same recited speech every time when we're on the subway, he only says something different when we're out having fun.

[tsuntrader]

I talk to him all the time. He's-

[Wait no that's not the point.] He said you're some hero and that you know Professor Juniper. [This is where this conversation is going. Not to Ingo and Emmet. That's for later. Maybe. Dads can wait.]