[It's only going further on and the voice on the other end of the line is clearly Rosa.]
--No I am not trying to sound like his mother. Or his sister. What? Gross, no I don't want to date him! That'd be like dating It's Bacon. My Emboar. My Emboar's real name is It's Bacon. Well shush, I thought it was hilarious and he thinks it's funny enough.
Anyway I gotta go, I'm gonna miss the departure time for this boat and I don't trust myself not to drop my phone in the water.
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--No I am not trying to sound like his mother. Or his sister. What? Gross, no I don't want to date him! That'd be like dating It's Bacon. My Emboar. My Emboar's real name is It's Bacon. Well shush, I thought it was hilarious and he thinks it's funny enough.
Anyway I gotta go, I'm gonna miss the departure time for this boat and I don't trust myself not to drop my phone in the water.
[Rosa fusses! Hilda just hangs up.]
Nosy little--