Alright, cool. Maybe he's hallucinating. Maybe he's really sick. Good, maybe he'll drop like a fly or get put in a psyche ward and he'll never have to deal with him again.]
Quit messing around, Rocket jerk. You're not fooling anyone by switching hoodies and standing on stilts.
These look wooden to you? C'mon, touch 'em if you wanna make sure. And you're lucky - I'd be more offended of bein' called a Rocket jerk if half of that wasn't true accordin' to at least two people. Heh.
Man, and I thought he was hotheaded. You're even worse! Or more open about it.
[it's def the latter
... well no boyf's pretty openly hotheaded
or maybe gold's used to it???
w/e w/e that's not important]
Alright, humor me and my... amnesia, sure, let's go with that. I'm Gold, I'm part of Team Rocket, so what's my place and who the hell're you supposed to be? By tasteful color, I'd say hero, right?
That's right! You and Crys are the dumb heirs to Team Rocket, your moms are the leaders, Green's some weirdo executive or something that keeps bugging Blue, and I'm one of the four heroes that kick your butts!
togebro is so confused at tiny silver tho the hell do you have his bud on you or anything like that cause he and that guy've gotta rule the skies and shit]
Betcha've never seen anythin' like him, right? Takes a good trainer to get 'em to this form. [... he'll never disclose how long it took him, of course]
What? Man, I'm even more of a jerk than usual. [what a punk this little dude sounds like]
All Pokémon're important, and I know you're gonna say it's bull that me of people is sayin', but I got news for you: I ain't the kid you're used to. I'm Gold of New Bark, hero of Johto and sweeter than sugar at sixteen.
there ain't a single way to prove otherwise, not really, but whatever he'll lean down a little to stare at sneasel
forget the punk time for pokemon]
Hey, you know what's up, right? You can tell I ain't the punk you've been beatin' on for however long or whatever. [and he'll even dare to pet sneasel if he's given a good reaction]
What, you ain't a fan of sci-fi? It's true! Crys's a hero too, and so're you. Now. You weren't really before. Kinda the heir of Team Rocket. But that's in the paaast so don't worry too much about it, kiddo, you ain't gotta sleep a wink on stuff like that.
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Did you seriously steal my colors? [You are such a loser--]
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when did you get so short
oh no wait there were shorter kids in that place too
(he looks like gold jr. that's still so weeeeird)]
Hey, I've been wearin' these colors since I was your height, kid, if anything you're the fashion thief. At least you've got good taste.
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Alright, cool. Maybe he's hallucinating. Maybe he's really sick. Good, maybe he'll drop like a fly or get put in a psyche ward and he'll never have to deal with him again.]
Quit messing around, Rocket jerk. You're not fooling anyone by switching hoodies and standing on stilts.
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allow him to just
show off his v nice calves
mmmm yes hello gold's calves
ah yes wonderful pieces of work they are]
These look wooden to you? C'mon, touch 'em if you wanna make sure. And you're lucky - I'd be more offended of bein' called a Rocket jerk if half of that wasn't true accordin' to at least two people. Heh.
1/2
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It's true according to everyone because you are one! Since when are you getting all modest about it?
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[it's def the latter
... well no boyf's pretty openly hotheaded
or maybe gold's used to it???
w/e w/e that's not important]
Alright, humor me and my... amnesia, sure, let's go with that. I'm Gold, I'm part of Team Rocket, so what's my place and who the hell're you supposed to be? By tasteful color, I'd say hero, right?
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[Sometimes.
Kind of.
Man Gold's tough, but at least he's not alone...]
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You sure are a hotshot. Heir, huh? Not bad, not bad - in position anyway. The only thing I'd wanna do on that desk is-- [nO DON'T
OKAY GOOD YOU DIDN'T SAY SOMETHING WEIRD
silver heheheheh]
Wanna see somethin' that'll blow your mind?
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See something that will- he doesn't mean that literally, does he?
Well, he has Sneasel, so things should be okay. Yeah.]
Sure?
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theeeen
togebro!!!
yeah that airplane pokemon
look at him
wowza
togebro is so confused at tiny silver tho the hell do you have his bud on you or anything like that cause he and that guy've gotta rule the skies and shit]
Betcha've never seen anythin' like him, right? Takes a good trainer to get 'em to this form. [... he'll never disclose how long it took him, of course]
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...It looks kinda mean. Just like Gold...]
Yeah, so what? I know you care about your own Pokémon. It's everyone else's that you couldn't give a Ratatta's ass about.
[...No seriously though what the hell is that thing since when do you have some weird bird thing-]
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All Pokémon're important, and I know you're gonna say it's bull that me of people is sayin', but I got news for you: I ain't the kid you're used to. I'm Gold of New Bark, hero of Johto and sweeter than sugar at sixteen.
[togebro is returning himself did you really]
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I'm not sure what you're up to, but there's no way I'm falling for it, okay? Give it a rest.
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hmmm
there ain't a single way to prove otherwise, not really, but whatever he'll lean down a little to stare at sneasel
forget the punk time for pokemon]
Hey, you know what's up, right? You can tell I ain't the punk you've been beatin' on for however long or whatever. [and he'll even dare to pet sneasel if he's given a good reaction]
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...Actually you smell weirdly like Silver what's your deal dude he's gonna come approach Gold and look him over curiously-
Wait no Sneasel what you doing
get back here what if he hurts you--]
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[yeah yeah long story short:
we're dating
we hang out a lot cause of that it's really fun
also one day you're gonna have a cool as hell headdress it's sweet as i am]
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so wait are you like actually a hero then
you know what yeah I believe you you have a different feel to you
he is going back to Silver and relaying the message that this guy's legit
but Sneasel I-
what do you mean he's okay
...] So you're not actually Gold? Why didn't you say so? [That's a really dumb Gold disguise, if that's the case--
no no Silver he's another Gold I don't really get it either but--]
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[it's a quick and easy demonstration hold on
yes good
heads]
So I got heads, but in another universe that would've been tails. You and I are totally role reversed where I'm from.
[... got it?? it's the easiest way he can explain this without boring and techy on silver]
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Uh.
Is he serious?
...Riiiight.]
So you're crazy. Okay. Guess crazy's better than evil.
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[you believe him right sneasel]
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Dad would never lead Team Rocket. Dad's the best. [...Is he really telling the truth? The three of them are heroes? But-]
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[shhh just imagine it small punkver
heroes
all three of them
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