[BLAH BLAH HGSS STUFF BLAH BLAH BONDING WITH TOGEBRO BLAH BLAH PROVING ONE'S SELF TO ARCEUS WORLD IS SAVED
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whatever
Mom has decided that they are going on a rOMANTIC VACATION to a faraway region (whether they like it or not) because they obviously need some time to relax after their ordeal. so she sends them to the most ROMANTIC vacation spot she can think of:
Kalos!
she even packed them condoms and lube. you know, so they don't have to buy that Frenchy shit. and enough money to get a room in a small time hotel for the month. Pay per view TV for porn. things like that. she knows how it is to be young and have a ginger lover. she got your back, Gold.
(thanks Mom NOT.)
so KALOS Kalos Kalos Kalos and the city of lights new places new faces new food NEW FOOD let's go someplace FANCY AND EXPENSIVE but they can't because they're as stylish as Trubbish eat in the goddamn pokemon center you pieces of trash--]
Friendly, ain't they. Who the hell are they callin' unstylish anyway, huh? [his boyf he can kind of understand but HIM??? no way] They're the weirdos. With their dumb weird language.
i'm so so sorry this is obviously a i-haven't-played-in-two-months thing
etc etc
whatever
Mom has decided that they are going on a rOMANTIC VACATION to a faraway region (whether they like it or not) because they obviously need some time to relax after their ordeal. so she sends them to the most ROMANTIC vacation spot she can think of:
Kalos!
she even packed them condoms and lube. you know, so they don't have to buy that Frenchy shit. and enough money to get a room in a small time hotel for the month. Pay per view TV for porn. things like that. she knows how it is to be young and have a ginger lover. she got your back, Gold.
(thanks Mom NOT.)
so KALOS Kalos Kalos Kalos and the city of lights new places new faces new food NEW FOOD let's go someplace FANCY AND EXPENSIVE but they can't because they're as stylish as Trubbish eat in the goddamn pokemon center you pieces of trash--]
Friendly, ain't they. Who the hell are they callin' unstylish anyway, huh? [his boyf he can kind of understand but HIM??? no way] They're the weirdos. With their dumb weird language.