BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[howdoipokemon]

[...Nope. Nope nope nope - Cameron stands awkwardly outside the door, hiding his face in his hands and dying of embarrassment.

CAN'T DO IT CAN'T DO IT... he'll just... wait for the stranger to leave...]

1/3

[tsuntrader]

[Wh




He never even met you

He didn't even do anything why did he-]

[tsuntrader]

[...That. That guy needs to do his job, though, so he should...]

[tsuntrader]

[Silver opens the office door and- yep, he's still there. Uh. That's-]

Should I leave?

[Weavile pokes his head out of the door from under Silver as well. Whoa, dude, you look like you just saw a ghost.]

[howdoipokemon]

[Cameron lets out an undignified yelp. Man, Ingo and Emmet hired some winners, didn't they...]

AH--aaaah, ah. Um. Yes! No? Who are you??

[tsuntrader]

I- [Dude calm the fuck down your nervousness is practically contagious.] I'm Ingo and Emmet's [Kid. Yep. Their sixteen year old kid. Seems reasonable.] family.

They said I can wait for them in here.

...Are you okay?

[howdoipokemon]

Family? Like, a nephew or something?

[Cameron does calm down, now that he has answers... but now he's just obviously and painfully awkward.]

Y-yeah, you just... confused me. I'm Depot Agent Cameron. Nice to meet you...?

[tsuntrader]

[SOME...THING LIKE THAT...]

...You too. [...Uh-] I can still go somewhere else if you want. [Sure is awkward in here]

[howdoipokemon]

W-well! Um. If you're waiting for Boss Ingo or Boss Emmet, and they said to wait here... I mean, I'm just a depot agent...

[tsuntrader]

[...He should move out of the way and let him in before anything. Yeah, that's. That's a good idea.]

It's your job. If I get distracting, I can go somewhere else. [So... That's that...? Should he apologize? Uh-]

[howdoipokemon]

N-no it's okay, I can do my job... I'm good at my job.

[Just horrendous at socializing. Even with Pokémon. But especially with people.]

[tsuntrader]

[Well, okay. He'll just... Go back to his spot then. And continue reading. Litwick takes his rightful place on Silver's head and Weavile curls up next to Silver. They've got this.]

[howdoipokemon]

[He'll just... sit here, and do his work, then...............

...Cameron stays completely silent, the whole time. Terse, awkward silence...]

[tsuntrader]

[Silver gets completely absorbed in his reading and doesn't notice. Whoops. Sorry, Cameron...]

[pickaroad]

Goooood afternoon! ✩ [JUST WHEN YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM, GUESS WHO TRAIPSES IN THE DOOR]

Sil-ver, hello again. [Cameron he doesn't see, quite yet-- his hair isn't quite as eye-catching as silver's mop of fire engine red hair....]

[howdoipokemon]

[ISADORE



NOOOOO]

[tsuntrader]

[...?

-Oh. Silver puts his book down in his lap; consider his attention redirected.]

Hey, Isadore. [He even used your name this time--!]

1/something like 5

[pickaroad]

How's it going? Hanging around for the Bosses again, I s--

[pickaroad]

--hah? [!!

UH OH....]

[pickaroad]

[oh no cameron here he comes

oh no]

Ca-

[pickaroad]

mer--

done

[pickaroad]

--on! ✩

[SPACE-INVASIVE HUUUUG~]

[howdoipokemon]

[NO

NO


NOOOOO

Cameron lets out a loud wail, pushing Isadore away as hard as he could.]

L-let go of me! Get away, Isadore, get away!!

1/2

[tsuntrader]

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[tsuntrader]