BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[smogonesque]

Oh, hello!

[This guy is..... nothing like Isadore at all....]

You wouldn't happen to be Silver, would you? The Bosses said something about someone like you...

[tsuntrader]

[...The polar opposite of Isadore.]

Yeah. Yeah, I am. [STOP THAT DADS, STOP THAT]

[smogonesque]

Well then, nice to meet you! [He beams and stick out his hand. A handshake is polite!] I'm the Judge-- well, that's what I go by here, at least.

[tsuntrader]

[...What... Is that hand f- oh. Oh. Handshake? Sure, handshake. We can do handshakes.]

Looks like I heard about you too. [He remembers that it's not his real name, he's harmless, and if you poke him he'll fall over.]

1/3

[smogonesque]

[H-handshake!! Not awkward!]

Yeah? Haha... well, if you were given the tour by Isadore I guess that makes sense. I'm here all the time, so....

[smogonesque]

[....!]

[smogonesque]

Oh, your Weavile has really strong potential...!

[please excuse him, he got distracted.....]

[tsuntrader]

...Huh? [Looking at Weavile. ...Looking back at Judge. What are you talking about, dude.]

[smogonesque]

--Heh, sorry... what I mean is-- Pokemon differ individually in their talent for different kinds of things like Attack, Defense, and Speed, for some.... Weavile here is fantastic in regards to Attack, for one. It's impressive!

[how does he know this? IT IS A MYSTERY.]

[tsuntrader]

[...So that's why he's called Judge.

Silver looks at Weavile, then back at Judge.] How can you tell?

[smogonesque]

It's just something I've been able to see since I was little. [magical bullshit aw yiss] It's pretty weird-- my brother can't do it, and it's not like it runs in the family... but it's what got me my job here, anyway.

[It also got Team Plasma interested in him once, which was kind of a problem..... OOPS...]

[tsuntrader]

[...Magical bullshit at its finest...



Wait a minute-]

-I don't have to pay you now, do I?

[smogonesque]

No, no! [He laughs a little, hasty to assure him.] It's a service provided for station-goers by the Subway system, so it's free. Besides, I'm just happy enough seeing really talented Pokemon like yours.

1/2

[tsuntrader]

[...Yeah that's a pretty cool job. But he nods. Phew.]

2/3

[tsuntrader]

[...But now he directs his attention to his best buddy.]

You hear that Weavile? You're really talented.

[tsuntrader]

[Hell yeah totally fist pumping in the air he is just that awesome]

[smogonesque]

[Heheh, seeing Pokemon and Trainers react like that makes his day.]

It's a pretty good stat for a Weavile to be proficient in, too. Very lucky, in that regard....

[He hasn't seen Litwick yet... hopefully that naughty nature won't end up doing something bad with the situation...]

[tsuntrader]

[...Well, any stat is a good stat to be proficient in, right? But attack is a nice one for Weavile...]

...So you can tell for any Pokémon at all?

[smogonesque]

Right!

[...er... a slight hesitation--] Well, even I have limitations-- I can't see anything before the Pokemon's born. [No egg predictions for you!] Other than that, though, I've always been able to.

1/2

[tsuntrader]

[...] Why would anyone...

[tsuntrader]

[Want... egg predicNO LITWICK DON'T DO IT]

[Nope. Litwick's appearing behind Judge and poking him.

With his head.

Poke poke. Fall over.]

[smogonesque]

I'm not really su--

[smogonesque]

--uuuuuure!

[DOWN HE GOES, ON HIS KNEES!!]

1/2

[tsuntrader]

[...Oh wow, he really does fall over...]

[tsuntrader]

[...But more importantly-] get over here. [And so Litwick bounces off of Judge's head and innocently into Silver's arms- no, stop that. You're still in trouble.]