BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[tsuntrader]

[...Headshake.] It's okay. [And for once, he actually means it.]

[infinitegrin]

Alright. I trust you!

[Here, get a hug from dad!]

[tsuntrader]

[...Okay. He could use a hug from dad. From the family he does have.]

[infinitegrin]

[Yes! Emmet gives his back a rub, and his shoulder a pat.]

Heh. Well, what do you want to do when we get back into the station?

[tsuntrader]

Check on Ingo. [Duh.]

[infinitegrin]

Good idea! We should bring him some soup.

[tsuntrader]

[Frown smile--!] What kind?

[infinitegrin]

Something with vegetables! But nothing heavy, like potato soup.

Actually, let's go to the grocery store. I'll make phở.

[tsuntrader]

[He'll make what now?

...Well, alright. He's not really fond of soups in the first place, so it's not that surprising that he wouldn't know what this one is.

But he can help get ingredients! And help Emmet however he can! And that's what matters.]

[infinitegrin]

You'll like it, it's tasty.

[Yeaaaah they'll go to the organic supermarket and get some really fresh foodstuffs! It's quite a list for just one soup. But at least it does include beef!

And Emmet gets some jalapeños for Silver, since he really likes spicy things and that will go extremely well with phở.]

Oh, go pick out a pint of ice cream, we're almost out.

[No they aren't, but shhh.]

[tsuntrader]

[...We're never almost out of ice cream.]

Are you sure?

[infinitegrin]

Yes, yes! Try and see if they have any interesting new flavors.

[tsuntrader]

[...] If you say so. [To the ice cream section!]

[infinitegrin]

[Anything to spoil his son~]

[tsuntrader]

[But dad he doesn't like to be-





oh

oh my god]

[tsuntrader]

[Is this what it looks like?

Does this really exist?

Oh my god he has to show dad he has to show him right now-]

[infinitegrin]

[He's just standing in line to check out the food...]

[tsuntrader]

[And he shows Emmet a tub of Enigma berry ice cream.

He has no idea how much it costs, but he presents it to Emmet anyway. He's calm about it, but it is very clear that there is some inner part of him deep inside that's going can we get it can we can we please please please-]

[infinitegrin]

[Emmet isn't quite a fan of spicy things, but he knows how much Silver loves it. He takes the ice cream, grinning widely.]

Oooh, I didn't know this was in season! Lucky us, huh? Though you'll have to stick around to eat it! These don't keep long, even in the freezer.

[tsuntrader]

[He didn't even know it existed. It will be his first time trying it.

But he nods. Okay. (little do they know that it will be gone within one sitting if Silver has his way.)]

[infinitegrin]

[You won't get your way, dads will be responsible and tell you to savor it slowly.]

Alright, let's head home and make some soup!

[tsuntrader]

[By the time they tell him, it'll already be gone.

To soup making!]

[infinitegrin]

[Not on Emmet's watch! Or the joltiks', they're also good babysitters in that they are very squeaky alarm systems.

But yes, they come home and make some phở. Emmet's careful to be quiet until he comes into the bedroom with a tray and the bowl.]

Ingo? C'mon, wake up, we made soup for you.

[infinitefrown]

[mnrrrrrgdkj but he doesn't--... ... oh, right. Wakefulness.]

...Emmet. [HE STILL LOOKS LIKE DEATH.

But he manages to pull himself into a sitting position with some effort!] Thank you...

[T...aking the tray. He can do this.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Ingo, you are so sick. He can't believe that he was about to go to work like this...]