BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[tsuntrader]

You're worse than Jackie, and he doesn't even go outside... [How]

[howdoipokemon]

Jackie... is normal. He just... has a phobia. That's about it.

[tsuntrader]

He's afraid to go outside. [Outside.]

And you're afraid of everything.

[howdoipokemon]

...Yeah.

[You couldn't tell?]

[tsuntrader]

[He... Wh... How...

Why did you hire these guys again, dads? good god they're complete and total wrecks and- well Jackie makes sense because he's always here and that one guy is pretty much married to the job and-

No he is not justifying this how and why would you ever]

[howdoipokemon]

[Because no one else will.]

I just... do my best to get my job done. I try not to complicate things...

[tsuntrader]

[...N...Nod.] Can't judge you for that.

[howdoipokemon]

As long as I have this job, I can have the independence I need...

[tsuntrader]

[...] And you're just... Happy with that?

[howdoipokemon]

...No. But it's not just...

[...Hrm. Cameron pauses, looking troubled and confused.]

It's not just a matter of "stop thinking like that", or "just be this way" or "just act like this". I can't do that. I just think this way, and feel this way, no matter what.

Even though I know better.

[tsuntrader]

[It makes no sense. It's beyond Silver's realm of understanding. That he'd be able to be like that. That he'd survive like that.

But it's easy to survive, isn't it? And all he has to do is...

He concedes to his point and nods. He doesn't understand it. He's not sure if he'll ever understand it. But he won't condemn someone that's harmless and seems good natured for something like that.]

[howdoipokemon]

...

[Nodding...? Is that... good? Is he saying that the fact that he's scared all the time is a good thing, suddenly?

God damn it body language is impossible.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Right he doesn't get body language uh-]

...I don't really get it, but I'm not gonna judge you for it. You're harmless. [tonight on reassuring word choices...]

[howdoipokemon]

[It actually is a little reassuring, in a strange way!]

Ah... well. That's the best I can hope for, right?

[tsuntrader]

The best you can hope for is to be happy. To be content. At least if you ask me.

But this is okay too.

[howdoipokemon]

...

[Was he happy and content? ...Only really when he was behind the wheel. ...And with Jackie, he was very comfortable.

It might be that he has to find people he can trust as easily as Jackie...?]

[tsuntrader]

[...] You okay?

[howdoipokemon]

........... no.

[tsuntrader]

...Anything I can do?

[howdoipokemon]

...I don't know. I don't know what's wrong.

[This is all just very stressful and confusing stuff for him!]

[tsuntrader]

[How do you not... Denial is one thing, but not knowing? At all?]

You're so weird. [today on Not Helping]

[howdoipokemon]

You have no idea...

...So... your fathers showed you the whole Subway, huh?

[tsuntrader]

[He is taking this topic change and running with it.]

Yeah. ...It's huge. I've never seen anything like it before.

[howdoipokemon]

Did they show you Anville Town yet? ...Well, it's a main line, even if they hadn't, it's right there...

[tsuntrader]

[Headshake.] They didn't sound too excited about going there, so I never asked to check it out. [...He should really go there sometime, shouldn't he?]