BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[50shadesofprotag]

[...?]

[tsuntrader]

Why would they forget a move?

[50shadesofprotag]

...Never mind.

[Sigh. Your Pokémon work strangely, she keeps forgetting.]

Which Pokémon are going to learn it?

[tsuntrader]

[Pulling out Kingdra, Gyarados, and Feraligatr's Pokéballs.] Is all three an option?

[50shadesofprotag]

Sure.

[C'mere guys let's run the TM machine so we can go exploring.]

...Wanna go exploring with me, Gyarados? We can have a badass time and be bitchin'.

[tsuntrader]

[I'm too big, brosis.]

He's too big.

[50shadesofprotag]

Didn't you find an underwater city or some shit?

[tsuntrader]

You really think you can take a fifty foot tall Gyarados into underwater city buildings?

[50shadesofprotag]

Then how about you, Feraligatr? You're pretty hardcore.

[tsuntrader]

[...Yeah okay fine just take Feraligatr, he'll take Kingdra, everyone else back in their balls, let's go already.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[S'up Feraligatr. Here get some friendly pets, she knows all the good crocodile spots from raising Krookodile.]

Alright, lead the way, I guess.

[tsuntrader]

[Feraligatr is okay with this. He's... always smiling so it's not incredibly obvious, but he does seem to perk up a little.

But yes let's go. Silver takes Kingdra; after Surfing for a certain distance, they both Dive down towards some ruins.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Alright, Feraligatr, help me with super special bullshit underwater breathing powers. Let's explore!]

[tsuntrader]

[There's nothing more than that one building, but... Maybe there's more inside. Silver heads in, making sure to be quiet and careful...

Click.

...What was that noise?]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Oh. Did the door lock behind them?





WHO CARES. Hilda points ahead, let's keep exploring. We'll find a way out later.]

[tsuntrader]

[Well, it's not like they can head back anyway, so... Into the mysterious ruins!

There are walls on both sides, and... It's set up like a maze. There are ancient writings on some parts of the walls- those parts of the wall definitely seem... Different. Definitely not the same as the rest of them.

After heading in a bit, they start to get different options on directions to go.

Your call, Hilda.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[She'll point you in another direction. She's pretty sure feraligatr has Silver senses or something and she'll be able to find you later.]

[tsuntrader]

[Got it.

Of course, the deeper in he goes, the more obvious it becomes that it's definitely and without a doubt a maze, but...

What's that on the floor? Is that... Are those coins?]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Meanwhile, Hilda's starting to find things, too. Oh hey, silver coins. Heh. Silver.]

[tsuntrader]

[They're gold.

...Gold, huh.

Well, better move on.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Looking, still looking...

After a while, she clears out a chunk of the first floor, and she's got a lot of plates to show for it. What are these for...?]

[tsuntrader]

[Who knows? ...Maybe Silver does.

In the meantime, some sound has been getting louder and louder. It sounds like... Like moving water. Rushing water. And it sounds closer and closer.

Silver's picked up a few... statues, along the way- some were small little figurines while a few were too big for him to carry, but he's managed to pick up one decent sized one- too big for his hammerspace pockets but small enough to carry with one arm.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Man, she's really getting a ton of these plates. What are these-- is that rushing water?]

[tsuntrader]

[-That is most definitely rushing water that is going to push them out of this maze (and somehow not just drown them or push them into a cornered part or something nope magically the exit)]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Well shiiiiiiiit. Yeah luckily it seems like the ruins are... almost built to flush people out of them.

Whatever. Let's surface and take a break, Feraligatr, she needs to put these plates into her bag on the beach where she left her hat and shoes.]