BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[infinitegrin]

You... you didn't steal that, right??

[tsuntrader]

[tsuntrader]

[tsuntrader]

I don't steal money. Never have, never will.

1/2

[infinitegrin]

You called yourself a ninja, so........

[infinitegrin]

...Where did you get the money?

[tsuntrader]

I didn't call myself a ninja. Shikamaru's a ninja. I'm not a ninja. [What question.]

[infinitegrin]

So how did you get the money?

[tsuntrader]

From a billionaire.

[infinitegrin]

................


Doing...what?

[Oh god he's so scared to ask.]

[tsuntrader]

Selling things.

[He's doing it on purpose now. Emmet's fussing and lack of trust doesn't sit well with him.]

[infinitegrin]

He didn't hurt you, did he?

[Emmet slow the fuck down with your thought process.]

[tsuntrader]

...What?

[What the hell, Emmet?]

[infinitegrin]

This rich guy?

[tsuntrader]

You're more paranoid than I am.

[infinitegrin]

...I just want you to be safe.

[And he has no idea how to handle these parenting feelings.]

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[tsuntrader]

[...He puts the money back and rummages around his pockets some more, this time producing... Some old looking coins...?]

They're pure precious metals. The guy we sold these to said they date back from around three thousand years ago. Hilda and I found them along with a lot of other things in some old tomb and sold them off to him for a lot of money.

I know how to stay safe.

[tsuntrader]

Rich bastard thought he could get a huge bargain from us, too. I made sure we milked him for all he was worth.

[infinitegrin]

...That's amazing... You could really make a fortune with things like this! Where did you find it?