BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[passthestation]

[Your breaks will now match up with Ramses', Isadore~ ✦]

Good. I'll be putting Josh and Hank back on driving the trains, too, and I'll get you two in assisting passengers in boarding the lines.

[tsuntrader]

[...He doesn't say "Is that it".

He doesn't need to because his face screams it for him.]

[50shadesofnpc]

Alright. We can do that. [That's fine-- Hilbert is content with that.] If you ever think of anything else, too, let us know what we can do.

[...] Will we have to wear uniforms to be recognized?

[passthestation]

Yep. Don't worry, we have cute uniforms.

[tsuntrader]

[...Silver takes a moment to touch a piece of his hair and look it over before nodding. Welp, time to look like Christmas.]

[50shadesofnpc]

"Cute"... [Interesting word choice. But he nods-- that's cool, that's cool.

If Hilbert dyed his hair black he'd look like Isadore from behind....]

[passthestation]

Heh. You'll look like Isadore's baby brother, Hilbert.

[CHORTLE CHORTLE]

And I have a pink uniform, if you're so concerned about colors, Silver.

[tsuntrader]

[-Huh?] I didn't... [say... any...

Why do you guys have a pink uniform?]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Isadore chuckles in the background, but Hilbert wrinkles his nose a little in mild confusion. Well, okay...]

...For special occasions? [Valentine's day???]

[passthestation]

Exactly. They were originally a joke.

But that's how we found that pink just isn't my color.

[tsuntrader]

[...Yeah, he can't see Ramses looking very good in pink either.]

I don't care either way.

[50shadesofnpc]

[Well, Isadore found it cute.]

Guess you can try both and see. [though both of them will look pretty unfortunate. Silver, you're either Christmas or Ariel.


...Pff.]

[passthestation]

That hair color of yours is just unfortunate no matter what.

[tsuntrader]

If I've gotta wear it, that's all there is to it. [Looking like Christmas or a Disney princess pales in comparison to what his dads are dealing with. Who's he to complain?]