subways part 3

[tsuntrader]

OOOOH ELESA AND INGO OOOOOOOH

no seriously Ingo stop getting stabbed

getting stabbed is bad

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[boltbadge]

And how would you describe me, Ingo?

[infinitefrown]

[That's easier.... unless this is a trap oh god NO INGO DON'T OVERTHINK IT] Confident, level-headed, witty, a brilliant battler and a well-adjusted woman.

[He moves his hand up her waist a little, thoughtful.] And quite attractive.

[boltbadge]

And all of those things are things I can easily own up to. But you'd be surprised, wouldn't you, if I said that you are a very handsome, very smart, and very charming man.

[infinitefrown]

...Yes.

[Surprised... and embarrassed.]

[boltbadge]

Do you realize how silly that is, at least? Because you are very much all those things, and more. You're a gentle and loving man, you're very handsome when you're not being cute, and absolutely polite and cordial. Honestly! I boast about you to the other girls, because you're everything a girl could ever dream of having.

[infinitefrown]

Elesa..... [nooo omg stop what is he supposed to say to that AAHHH NOPE HUGGING HER CLOSE SO SHE DOESN'T SEE HIS RED FACE]

[boltbadge]

[Nope she pushes him back!]

No, I want to see your face! It's so cute when it's all red.

[infinitefrown]

Elesa. [SFJHDGJH POUTING

(but he lets her)]

[boltbadge]

Oh, come on, don't be such a wimp! You could stand a little teasing, I know you can.

[Even if she whips out her phone and snaps a photo........]

[infinitefrown]

[sfkjdgh-- NOPE, CROSSING THE YELLOW LINE]

Give me that-- [HE'S GOING FOR IT you know if he gets it he's using his height as an advantage to keep it away from you]

[boltbadge]

[Oh, she knows you're far too polite, so she stuffs it right into her bra. NOPE YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT, NOT UNLESS YOU COP A FEEL.]

I'm saving it!

[infinitefrown]

[ NO

HE LOOKS SO CONFLICTED]

...What are you going to do with it? [he is frozen in embarrassed horror]

[boltbadge]

Oh, that depends... I know I'm going to make it the background of my phone...

[infinitefrown]

[she wouldn'-- no, she totally would]

You-- you won't be flashing that all over the place... [...will you?? HIS DIGNITY, ELESA, THINK OF HIS DIGNITY]

[boltbadge]

Well, I do need a cute picture of you to show off to my friends now and then, don't I?

If you want, I'll let you take a picture of me to show off.

[Elesa you're a model that's hardly comparable.]

[infinitefrown]

But there are plenty of cute pictures of you regardless; that's hardly a parallel line...

[aaaand he may or may not already have one or two in his wallet oops]

[boltbadge]

Well, you don't want a picture of me that's just for you?

[infinitefrown]

I have a few... [One from more recently, probably from Thanksgiving or another holiday, and one from years ago of her and both twins.] Additionally, I couldn't spoil your new look quite yet, could I?

[just don't show your friends that picture of him, gosh!! Isadore's sister might see it and then WHAT IF ISADORE GETS WIND OF IT... IMMEDIATE CONSEQUENCES.......]

[boltbadge]

I'll be unveiling it later today, anyway. That's no concern, right?

[infinitefrown]

Ah... I suppose not, then.

[BUT-- WAIT A SECOND, HIS MAIN CONCERN IS--] --But I still don't want you in possession of that photo... [DON'T DISTRACT HIM FROM HIS GOAL omg why did you have to put it in your bra]

[boltbadge]

This is my picture! It's so cute... I'm not going to delete it.

[infinitefrown]

Ah... but, it's my face...

[ingo your sulkpout is not very subtle]

[boltbadge]

And I'm your girlfriend! I should be allowed to look at your handsome face whenever I want, wherever I am!

[infinitefrown]

[sfhksjh again with the compliments] That expression wasn't handsome... you said yourself it was "cute" just a moment ago.

[clearly those are mutually exclusive!]

[boltbadge]

Well, the appearance depends on what sort of mood I'm in...

[Not subtle at all, Elesa. You hang around with dumb blunt boys too much, you know.]