SUBWAYS 4: THE WHITE 2-I-EST

[50shadesofstardom]

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

THE YEAR PASSES. THE EVENTS OF WHITE 2 OCCUR. SUBWAY REMAINS FAIRLY UNINVOLVED AND UNINTERESTING AT THIS POINT.



IT'S THE POSTGAME THAT ROCKS.

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[tsuntrader]

[...But Proteam Omega doesn't even-

Well. Well okay then

First up is Lampent! He's the best choice against a Typhlosion out of his team. Let's do this!]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Except the Typhlosion leads off with Earthquake! If that's your best choice, Silver, then the rest of your team's in sad shape.]

[tsuntrader]

[Even if it hurts like hell, Lampent manages to hold on.

Physical attacks, huh? That works out even better for him.

He was thinking of using his usual line-up- and technically, he's supposed to, at least for the first time he battles- but this feels different. He switches out to Honchkrow instead, presumably without ever using an attack.

Which is false, of course. Explotaro will find himself locked into Earthquake thanks to a Choice Specs given to him through Trick.

BRING IT, PROTEAM OMEGA.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Very nice. "Omega" is impressed. BUT YOU SHOULD TRAP THE OPPONENT WHEN YOU USE A TACTIC LIKE THAT. Which prompts him to switch out the Typhlosion for another Pokémon, Sudowoodo, who launches into a Stone Edge attack.]

[tsuntrader]

[It's back to switching again, this time with a...

Bulbasaur?

That's right, a Bulbasaur. Tinysaur comes in just in time to get a Stone Edge to the face, but he pretty easily shakes it off and shoots some Sleep Powder out of the bulb on its back.

That's two crippled. Will Omega lay out his third Pokémon or return to Typhlosion?

...Typhlosion, Sudowoodo... Is today Gold day or what?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[It's time for the third, of course, as he swaps out Sudowoodo for that third Pokémon, which quickly and easily plows through that Bulbasaur with a powerful Double-Edge.

That Pokémon is a foul-tempered Togekiss.]

[tsuntrader]

[What- is that--

No. No way.]

Togetaro...? [Tinysaur, you- you did good. Get back in your ball.

What in the world- why is- what?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[The Togekiss huffs at that weak opponent, and closes its eyes as it settles on the ground, waiting for the next one.]

[tsuntrader]

[Bulbasaur isn't weak, but he can't really compare to Togetaro. He's not supposed to. Even now, Tinysaur's a lot tougher than he should be for the line's first battles- let alone Lampent. ...But Lampent is crazy.

Honchkrow, on the other hand, is more than happy to come on out- his recognition of Togetaro is instant, and without a word or second thought he immediately heads on in with Brave Bird to clash with him let's do this]

[mischiefbreeder]

[A crazy grin forms on Togetaro's face, as it lifts off the ground and goes speeding towards Honchkrow for a clash with Double-Edge.]

[tsuntrader]

[The two of them clash for a little. The subway car suffers as a result.

In fact, there is barely a subway car when Honchkrow and Togetaro finally fall.

...Welp-]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Whoops.]

[tsuntrader]

[Dad's gonna kill him.

Cameron's gonna freak out.]

Gold?

[mischiefbreeder]

["Omega" pulls off the helmet of the costume, to reveal, yes, it's Gold!]

Ahh! It's about time you caught on, Silver!

[tsuntrader]

When did- how-- [Is this a dream

this is a dream, isn't it

shit]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Gold walks towards Silver, recalling Togetaro as he does so.]

...I guess we went a bit overboard.

[tsuntrader]

Forget about that. When did you get here? [He has half a mind to go run up and hug Gold right now without a moment of remorse or regret-]

[mischiefbreeder]

I'll tell you all about it. ...Later. Think we can find a changing room first? [He wants to get out of this costume.]

[tsuntrader]

You're gonna have to wait until we get to the next mid station. [And that should take... Oh, another five minutes.

For now, he's heading over to heal his Pokémon... Since, you know, that's one of the only things left in tact in what remains this... subway car...

...His dads are gonna kill him.]

[mischiefbreeder]

It can't be helped then. Close your eyes for a sec.

[Don't worry about getting killed, Silver. Gold's got your back.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Close his...

O...kay? He's closing his eyes...]

[mischiefbreeder]

[CUE MAGICAL UNTRANSFORMATION POWERS GOOOOO! ...By which I mean he quickly changes out of that costume and puts on his standard gear, dropping it in a shopping bag.

And once that's done... He runs over and grabs Silver in a friendly headlock.]

[tsuntrader]

[Whuh- wait wait hey can he open his eyes yet]

[mischiefbreeder]

[No. You can never open your eyes.]

Well, now that that's settled... it's time to tell you the story of my epic arrival!

[tsuntrader]

Did it involve a roller coaster? [Let's casually talk while he's in a headlock on a train cat that's barely together anymore. Seems legit.]