Da Future

[50shadesofprotag]

Soooo in the future! Hilda managed to woo Silver and keep him for more than a week.

When Hilda's about 26 and Silver's 24, she's finally got him doing more "couple"-like things with her.




It's a good thing they're a somewhat decent age to be parents?

Comments

[tsuntrader]

...Next time? [Excuse me huh]

[50shadesofprotag]

You know. Accidents happen.

[tsuntrader]

[Accidents... Oh. Oh.]

...Go for the C-section. [...] Please. [Because uh. That. That was scary. Like really scary. And if it was scary for him, he can't imagine what it was like for Hilda.

You know, not to mention that she's hospital bound for another few days. Let's just not, okay.]

[50shadesofprotag]

Yeah exactly. Next time we'll just schedule it nice and in the middle of the day, get it over with in one surgery, and then we'll be fine. I'll get some awesome scars on the outside this time.

[Hilda saying this while breastfeeding, in the middle of all of that...]

Go home and shower and stuff. Get some breakfast for us, and bring diapers and other baby things.

[tsuntrader]

[Break...oh. Right.]

What do you want to eat?

[50shadesofprotag]

Steak. Big, juicy steak, with a dipping sauce.

[tsuntrader]

Sounds expensive.

[50shadesofprotag]

So's the surgery I just had on my crotch.

[tsuntrader]

...I'll be back in a bit.

[But not before saying goodbye to their precious adorable daughter okay no the faster he goes the faster he can get back bbl]

[50shadesofprotag]

[She's breastfeeding still so she's not gonna pay attention to you anyway! Hilda's got all of Blue's attention for now.]

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah yeah it's fair and all I mean he had her for a few hours while Hilda just got to see her

going.

He returns later with baby supplies! ...And one of the take-out containers from a restaurant. Guess what he burned way too much money on.

He's got a quickly thrown together egg sandwich that is literally just eggs and bread for himself, but there's something more important than food that he's worrying about right now. Something he found at home with his name on it.]

How's she doing?

[50shadesofprotag]

Asleep. Finally. I'll trade you.

[Because she's sure you want another turn holding her! And she is sooo hungry.]

[tsuntrader]

[Yes. Yes he does. Done and done. Best trade ever. For now, he'll just keep quiet and let Hilda eat. He could spend all day just holding Blue if he was given the chance.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Hilda's happy as long as he's close with her, looking over at Silver and just how elated he was and watching them contentedly.

And mmm steak.]

Thank you.

[tsuntrader]

[Huh thank him for whuh- oh.]

I should be the one thanking you. [We're parents, Hilda, we're really parents, and we've got our baby girl right here--]

[50shadesofprotag]

Yeah yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't thank you, too. For giving me a family, and more importantly, being here with me.

The fact that we're here and we made it this far... this is the best thing ever.

[tsuntrader]

[...He pauses at that and sits down so he can still securely support their baby while grabbing something from his pocket.

It's something that was addressed to him, and he holds it up so Hilda can see it.]

Yeah. And I still need to thank you for being here with me.

[50shadesofprotag]

[Hilda grunts, snatching the paper in a grumpy fist.]

What did that second sentence say? Close it and mind your own business?

[tsuntrader]

It also said "before we go to the hospital."

[50shadesofprotag]

The Dude damn it, Silver, I wrote it in five minutes. Did you expect me to cover all the bases?

[Yes she just said "The Dude" instead of Arceus or God.]

[tsuntrader]

You only-

[...]

...Did you just say "The Dude damn it"?

[50shadesofprotag]

That's his name now, it's not "God" or "Arceus". I named him The Dude.

[tsuntrader]

Weirdo.

[50shadesofprotag]

Hypocrite.

[tsuntrader]

How am I a hypocrite this time?