Da Future

[50shadesofprotag]

Soooo in the future! Hilda managed to woo Silver and keep him for more than a week.

When Hilda's about 26 and Silver's 24, she's finally got him doing more "couple"-like things with her.




It's a good thing they're a somewhat decent age to be parents?

Comments

[tsuntrader]

It also said "before we go to the hospital."

[50shadesofprotag]

The Dude damn it, Silver, I wrote it in five minutes. Did you expect me to cover all the bases?

[Yes she just said "The Dude" instead of Arceus or God.]

[tsuntrader]

You only-

[...]

...Did you just say "The Dude damn it"?

[50shadesofprotag]

That's his name now, it's not "God" or "Arceus". I named him The Dude.

[tsuntrader]

Weirdo.

[50shadesofprotag]

Hypocrite.

[tsuntrader]

How am I a hypocrite this time?

[50shadesofprotag]

Says the guy who would totally grow stupid knifeburns if you could grow decent facial hair.

Don't, by the way, your red facial hair looks stupid.

[tsuntrader]

I don't want knifeburns. If I really wanted them, I could probably just style my hair and get the same effect.

[And he knows how fucking stupid his candy red facial hair looks okay but thank you for the reminder]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Topic from before averted, victory!]

So! I don't get to leave, yet, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't start showing her off. My mom doesn't work, call her first!

[tsuntrader]

[Huh what- but-

...well, okay...

calling Hilda's mom!]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Her mother always was an early riser! Hilda takes the phone, boasting happily. Her mom can be heard over the phone, simply elated. She'll come later, certainly! After a good fifteen minute talk, Hilda hangs up and passes the phone back to Silver.]

Gonna call your folks and let them know? We should ask for formula, since it'd be better if you took the baby home and slept there instead of in the hospital chairs.

[tsuntrader]

Better for me or better for the baby? [...] It's probably better to use formula anyway while you're recovering, right?

[Regardless he. He will call family.]

[50shadesofprotag]

Both of you. And yeah, that's good. I think I'll just sleep it off for the next few days. Go ahead and show her off to everyone in the meantime.

She's our greatest creation.

[tsuntrader]

She really is. [But he nods. Alright.] We'll come visit you every day, but for now, just worry about getting some rest.