Da Future

[50shadesofprotag]

Soooo in the future! Hilda managed to woo Silver and keep him for more than a week.

When Hilda's about 26 and Silver's 24, she's finally got him doing more "couple"-like things with her.




It's a good thing they're a somewhat decent age to be parents?

Comments

[tsuntrader]

Ten. [He's not budging on that.

But what can she do? Well, if she's done learning at school...]

[shhhspoilers]

But I'm ready!

[tsuntrader]

That's my final answer. [I AM USING MY AUTHORITY AS A PARENT TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING HURT

OR KILLED

OR KIDNAPPED BY CRAZY OLD MEN

OR HURT]

[shhhspoilers]

[SNIFF, SNIFF...]

[tsuntrader]

[What...

...No, don't-

Don't cry. Please don't cry. Please don't-]

[shhhspoilers]

[She turns away, rubbing at her face!

...And picking up on a trick she practically inherited from her namesake - subtly dabbing her eyes with some spit to get "tears". The gestures so cleverly disguised as rubbing her nose!

You've got a dangerous girl here, Silver...]

[tsuntrader]

[He does not give into the tears. At all. He's not changing his mind. Whether or not he even realizes that they're not real is up for debate.

What he will do, on the other hand, is get down and pull Blue into a hug.]

Take it easy, alright? You've got your whole life ahead of you. If you run through it too fast, you'll miss out on all the important things.

[shhhspoilers]

[Sniff, sniff! She hugs back.]

I don't get it...

[tsuntrader]

Of course not. You've still got a lot to learn, and you always will. I'm still learning. I bet your grandparents still learn something new every day.

[Please don't cry. Please stop crying. He doesn't say no to much. This is important. You're still young.]

You'll have to wait until you're ten, no exceptions. [...] Until then, you're going to train with me.

[shhhspoilers]

Really? I'm gonna train with you, for real?

[tsuntrader]

For real.

[shhhspoilers]

Yaaaay! Oh wow, I'm gonna be super duper strong! And then I can kick those kids' butts that say you're some kind of weirdo, but they're dumb because you're not weird you're cool.

[tsuntrader]

...They think I'm a weirdo?

[shhhspoilers]

They say you're some weirdo because you have a mean gyarados or because you live with grandpas and grandma or that I don't have a mom.

I told them they're stupid and my family's the best ever and they're just jealous because their house isn't as full of people as mine.

[tsuntrader]

You've got that right.

Weirdos are cooler than normies anyway. [This one goes out to you, Hilda.]

[shhhspoilers]

Yeah!! And they're just mad because they don't have you as a dad like I do.

[tsuntrader]

Exactly.

I bet their parents don't even know about the best cartoons.

[shhhspoilers]

Yeah!! All of the other kids complain about how their parents hate it when Proteam Omega is on.

[tsuntrader]

What kind of parent complains about Proteam Omega? [Proteam Omega is the best ever okay how is anyone even capable of complaining about it-]

[shhhspoilers]

A boring one!

[tsuntrader]

Better to be a weirdo than to be boring.

1/2

[shhhspoilers]

Exactly! And me and Pinkie are gonna beat all of the Gym Leaders and the Elite Four before any of my dumb classmates!

[morelikethedude]

[And now the other one's home! He looks sluggish, but pleased.]

Hi, dad.

[tsuntrader]

[Nod. He doubts that any of her classmates will even get that far, but he keeps that to himself.

Which is just as well, because Barett is home. He's... Still hugging Blue, so he'll hold an arm out for Barett.]

Hey. Welcome home.

[morelikethedude]

[Barett moseys on over for a hug!]

She said she wants to be a trainer already.