Da Future

[50shadesofprotag]

Soooo in the future! Hilda managed to woo Silver and keep him for more than a week.

When Hilda's about 26 and Silver's 24, she's finally got him doing more "couple"-like things with her.




It's a good thing they're a somewhat decent age to be parents?

Comments

[tsuntrader]

[Names? Names of-

oh right baby names right that's a thing.]

Should we come up with a girl and a boy name? [Or something that works for both? Or...]

[50shadesofprotag]

One of each! Just in case. I'm not gonna let the doctor tell me, I like surprises.

[tsuntrader]

[...] Emmet sounds girly enough, right? Let's name them after my dads.

[Joking. He's joking.]

[50shadesofprotag]

No, gosh no! Come on.

[She knows, but maaaan.]

[tsuntrader]

Alright, but we're not naming anyone Coldcuts.

[50shadesofprotag]

I dick around with Pokémon names all I want! I'm not gonna do that for the kid. Okay, okay... a name like mine. A cool name, a kind of tough name.

Barett? Leonard? Edgar? Rory?

[tsuntrader]

Not Leonard. Anything but Leonard.

[LEO YOU'RE COOL AND ALL BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO ASSOCIATE YOUR NAME WITH HIS KID SORRY MAN]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Well by now he's figured his shit out and is with that spacy guy.]

You know someone named Leonard?

[tsuntrader]

[Still not a name that he wants for his kid like ever okay]

Barett sounds nice.

[50shadesofprotag]

Alright. I came up with the boy names, you brainstorm girl names.

[tsuntrader]

[A girl name...]

...If it's a girl with your eyes, let's name her Blue.

[50shadesofprotag]

Blue? Why?

[tsuntrader]

That's my big sister's name.

[...] It's a really pretty name. [But maybe he's biased.]

[50shadesofprotag]

You have a big sister?

[tsuntrader]

We were all we had when we were little. We found our own families when we were older, but she'll still always be big sis to me.

[50shadesofprotag]

Heh. You're so mushy!

[tsuntrader]

I can't help it. Not when it comes to Blue. [What would she say if she knew he had a girlfriend for years? That he's married now, and they're having a kid? What about Gold and Crys, or even Green and Yellow... Or his father?...]

[50shadesofprotag]

Well, that's cute. I guess that'll be fine.

Any name ideas for if she has your eyes instead?

[tsuntrader]

...We improvise and hope for the best. [...What's a cute name for a girl?...]

[50shadesofprotag]

Oh come on! Let's see. Names like mine... tough but nice...

Gretchen, Morgen, Elvira, Elsa?

[tsuntrader]

[...] One of my juniors was called Platina. Pretty sure it was short for Platinum.

[And Platinum is a metal name.

...Literally.]

[50shadesofprotag]

That sounds fancy and dumb.

[tsuntrader]

It sounds fancy, but it doesn't sound dumb.

[Surely he can think of something. Surely he can think of something that's not a color or gem name.]

[50shadesofprotag]

You can think of better names than that.

[tsuntrader]

You overestimate how many names I actually know. [For all he knows Fetus could be someone's actual name somewhere, okay]