Da Future

[50shadesofprotag]

Soooo in the future! Hilda managed to woo Silver and keep him for more than a week.

When Hilda's about 26 and Silver's 24, she's finally got him doing more "couple"-like things with her.




It's a good thing they're a somewhat decent age to be parents?

Comments

[tsuntrader]

[Yep, right away. He'll be gentle about passing their daughter to Hilda.]

Careful, she's one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet.

[50shadesofprotag]

Both of our good looks? I'm not surprised. Hi, baby...

[Hilda holds her like a pro, just smiling.]

...This is the most badass thing I've ever done.

[tsuntrader]

Outside of catching Arceus, I'd have to agree.

[50shadesofprotag]

[...The doctors stare. Hilda ignores them.]

Nah. The Dude was pretty badass, but he's such a pushover. I mean, bringing you back from the dead was cool. But this was actually difficult.

[The doctors are like WHAT ARE PROTAGS EVEN]

[tsuntrader]

Hey. I wasn't dead yet. I would've made it. Probably not in one piece, but I'd still be alive. ...And I still caught Genesect after it almost blew me to bits.

[50shadesofprotag]

You wouldn't have made that! If you would have, I wouldn't have come over with The Dude to fix you.

[tsuntrader]

You just shortened my recovery time.

[50shadesofprotag]

That is such bullshit! You couldn't even really breathe, let alone recover from that, another two minutes and you were such a goner.

[tsuntrader]

What do you want, another thank you?

[50shadesofprotag]

I was an ez-bake oven for this thing for almost a whole year and just spent the better part of the late as fuck hours squeezing it out of my pelvis! Maybe I deserve one!

1/2

[tsuntrader]

[...Oh.

Oh.]

I'll thank you a million times for that.

[...] Thank you.

[tsuntrader]

[...]

What's the difference between an ez-bake oven and a regular one?

[50shadesofprotag]

...You know what, never mind.

So! We're calling her Blue Ember, right? You remembered that for the birth certificate?

[tsuntrader]

I put down Blue. You wanted Ember as a middle name, didn't you? [DID... DID HE MESS UP]

[50shadesofprotag]

Yep, that's what we said! We'll have to swat the boys off of her like flies away from a light.

[Oh come here you fussy baby. Hilda adjusts so that she can start breastfeeding, looking quite pleased with herself all-in-all.]

Next time, though, C-section.

[tsuntrader]

...Next time? [Excuse me huh]

[50shadesofprotag]

You know. Accidents happen.

[tsuntrader]

[Accidents... Oh. Oh.]

...Go for the C-section. [...] Please. [Because uh. That. That was scary. Like really scary. And if it was scary for him, he can't imagine what it was like for Hilda.

You know, not to mention that she's hospital bound for another few days. Let's just not, okay.]

[50shadesofprotag]

Yeah exactly. Next time we'll just schedule it nice and in the middle of the day, get it over with in one surgery, and then we'll be fine. I'll get some awesome scars on the outside this time.

[Hilda saying this while breastfeeding, in the middle of all of that...]

Go home and shower and stuff. Get some breakfast for us, and bring diapers and other baby things.

[tsuntrader]

[Break...oh. Right.]

What do you want to eat?

[50shadesofprotag]

Steak. Big, juicy steak, with a dipping sauce.

[tsuntrader]

Sounds expensive.

[50shadesofprotag]

So's the surgery I just had on my crotch.

[tsuntrader]

...I'll be back in a bit.

[But not before saying goodbye to their precious adorable daughter okay no the faster he goes the faster he can get back bbl]

[50shadesofprotag]

[She's breastfeeding still so she's not gonna pay attention to you anyway! Hilda's got all of Blue's attention for now.]