MORE UNOVA-AU STUFF

[50shadesofprotag]

HILDA HAS MADE HER GLORIOUS RETURN

GOLD HAS APPEARED



THE SUBWAY HAS BEEN VERY RELAXED AND QUIET, BUT HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO LAST WITH THESE TWO RECENTLY ARRIVING IN UNOVA?

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[passthestation]

[Ramses opens his mouth and inhales as if to answer...

...Before turning into a drivethru.]

Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, or banana milkshake?

[tsuntrader]

[...That's definitely a sufficient distraction.]

Strawberry.

[passthestation]

I'd like two strawberry milkshakes, and an order of fully loaded fries.

[He'll place the order, roll up to the window, and pass Silver his milkshake!]

[tsuntrader]

[Silver is completely unashamed about devouring his milkshake as quickly as possible. It's sweet and delicious and great and it cannot possibly enter his mouth quickly enough.

Ramses, you are his favorite person right now.]

[passthestation]

[Ramses will park, then! Park so he can open that box of fries. It is covered in chili and cheese and condiments and it smells excellent - the real reason Ramses stopped here.]

...It's Isadore.

[tsuntrader]

[...He stops drinking his milkshake. He carefully pries himself away from his strawto turn and look at Ramses.]

He knows that, right? [Ramses and Isadore are really close. Some of their conversations fly over his head, but he still knows that for sure. It would make sense for the two of them to be together.]

[passthestation]

I think so. It'd be pointless lip service if I had to say it, as often as we make love.

[He says "have sex" with nearly everything else, but nope, that's not how it is with Isadore.]

[tsuntrader]

[Make... love...

...You know what, nevermind.] Say it anyway. [If nothing else, he at least knows that people can be really, really dense.

...Himself included.]

[passthestation]

...Yeah, you're probably right. Isadore's kind of a moron, isn't he...

[tsuntrader]

There's no way it can hurt, either.

[passthestation]

...Yeah, you're probably right.

[Logically sound, but hyper-focusing on what could possibly go wrong suuuucks!]

[tsuntrader]

[If he's right, that means you'll do it, right

right

don't pull a Gold and Crys on him ok]

[passthestation]

[He'll try! He probably will, with awkward results. He'll be annoyed at how surprised Isadore is, for sure...]

[tsuntrader]

[Good.

Back to inhaling his milkshake.]