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[illegalmarriage]

[Wheee

thanks for letting him ride on you a lot, buddy

...Maybe he should be totally cheesy and get some flowers for Gold seriously these smell so good

what do you think, Exbro]

[illegalteendad]

[it's no problem he doesn't mind giving rides at all!!

and yes

his trainer is so cheesy gold would probably like that a lot

they can be like a 'congratulations on being on the radio' or something gift]

[illegalmarriage]

[Something like that

or "thanks for letting me stay with you" or something he owes him a lot lately

here, you should pick one too]

[illegalteendad]

[hmmmmmm the sunflowers really do look like sunflora... but he likes the pansies the best





you could get him a flower for each hickey he's given you heh heh heh]

[illegalmarriage]

[He's lucky that he can't understand Pokéspeak or he'd be red as hell right now

Pansies it is! We can get several colors, too.

...And a sunflower for his mom. Yeah, that sounds nice...]

[illegalteendad]

[that's too bad exbro has a lot of good lines you should learn to understand him the way gold does

one of the florists is in love with silver though ahhh he's so cute and he has such a friendly looking pokemon... she'll approach him with a red daisy in hand

"Um, excuse me sir. I'd like to give you something."

oh ho ho???]

[illegalmarriage]

...Huh? [Hello, uh-

are

is that flower for him

Exbro is that flower for him

there's a little bit of blushing involved but he's flushed anyway since he's you know, sick...]

[illegalteendad]

[it is um

she'll shyly put it in his hair

"I thought it'd look pretty with your color, um, so... It's on the house. Goodbye!"

and she's running off she gave him a flower ahhhhh cries

... exbro is pretty amused heheheh look at his wide grin

you're better at picking up girls than gold is and you don't do a thiiing]

[illegalmarriage]

Thank...

[You... uh...

Exbro, what

what's that look for

...Here, let's get her this pretty dark pink rose, and uh... this red tulip for Gold, and you get a cute pink carnation, Exbro

excuse me can I get these

can you give this one to the nice girl that gave me the flower in my hair yes thank you]

[illegalteendad]

[the girl is so pleased because ahhhh flower and flower language... though she's curious

who's the red tulip for--

oh shh shh marian the haikus are on

while they'd wanted to have professor elm present them, he was unfortunately unable to come. thankfully, one of professor oak's pokedex holders - gold from new bark town - has offered to do them in place of their local pokemon professor

... sure he awkwardly stumbles through some of them, but as a whole the florists seem to love what they're hearing. could either be gold's voice or the actual haikus. not sure. when they end, there's a short break as they play dj mary's latest hit song with the promise of coming back for a short interview with gold while he's there

gold must be so happy, exbro thinks, but still busy

does silver like haikus?]

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[They... They were nice? Man, he sounds so much better in person than on the radio-]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Wow, DJ Mary's voice...

It's beautiful. No wonder why Gold likes her so much...]

1/4 not sorry

[illegalteendad]

[ab-so-lute-ly gorgeous, she is, not just in face and body but in personality and voice

sigh

the interview that comes after are some usual question which he answers easily, and then viewers are able to call in if they'd like! one of the florists is immediately on this she wants to ask him she wants to ask him--

"Are you dating anyone?"

how hopeful she sounds]

[illegalteendad]

[...]

Actually, I am! Sorry everyone - I'm totally taken.

[listeners can hear even professor oak make a sound of surprise

"So what's she like?" the florist is pressing for information

there's quite a pause, and after an 'ouch' he finally gets talking]

You're gonna laugh at me for this, Prof. [whew] The person I'm goin' steady with is...

[illegalteendad]

Pretty opposite of me! They're pretty quiet, totally cute, but man can they get loud. [he'll chuckle] Really kind to Pokémon and even people, loves sweet things and can pack cake like a champ.

[so fond

so very fond]

I got to know him-- them really well this year through some, ah, circumstances and I'm kinda glad for it. They've got a hell of a heart and are pretty brave, even standing up to their family for what they think's right. [vague enough] That's tough, you know? Anyway... They're nice, they kiss really good, I can't keep my hands off them.

[illegalteendad]

[there's another pause]

I uh. I didn't really get to say this before, but. I... I'm pretty crazy about them. They're really fantastic - sorry we can't go out, miss, but there's not a chance I'll let the one I've got go.

[the florist sighs and thanks him for the answer, sulking as she watered flowers]

[illegalmarriage]

[...He didn't think his face could get redder, but it did. Gold. Gold did you-

Did you really--]

[illegalmarriage]

[FACEPLANT

RIGHT INTO EXBRO

WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH A STUPID CUTE BOYFRIEND]

[illegalteendad]

[are you joking exbro is trying not to crack up

he's shaking really hard

oh my god gold you did that hahahaahahaa

the girl who'd given him the flower has been watching him umm ummm she'll sneak up to him

"Is that your boyfriend on the radio?"

bingo]

[illegalmarriage]

[Huh, what- okay okay he can sit up

what was the question... oh

oh]

...Yeah, it is.

[That is his boyfriend who has made him somewhat sexually frustrated just give him a minute--]

[illegalteendad]

[... so the red tulip's for him...

in that case she's gonna help out

some orange lilies and white carnations with his red tulip, though gold won't understand any of it

"Those are on the house, too. He sounds like he loves you a lot." it makes her kind of sad but this is kind of cute too]

[illegalmarriage]

[Oh. Oh, uh-] Thank you. It means a lot to me. [Those feelings are pretty clearly mutual.

There are plenty of fish in the sea flower girl

I'm sure you'll find someone]

[illegalteendad]

[no one with as pink of hair, fair man, but she knows

she sure wishes that someone'll love her as ardently one day...

exbro's still snickering though

are you ready to go meet your stupid cute boyfriend it sounds like things are winding down after all]

[illegalmarriage]

[actually my hair isn't usually pink

it's... a long story...

regardless thank you here's your flower Exbro okay let's go-]

[illegalteendad]

[he is so fuckin happy about this flower

wears it behind his ear and everything

do do do goin back to the radio tower--

"Hey, mister! You have a strong Pokémon with you!" it is a child??? "Can you help me? The Bug Catching Contest is today, but my Pokémon doesn't like battling..."

... exbro is compelled to help LET'S HELP HIM SILVER]