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[illegalmarriage]

we want to do a thing

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[illegalteendad]

[they are ecstatic

"There's an entrance over that way, but it doesn't hold anything interesting to me... Just a maze. The puzzles, on the other hand, are definitely something we should look at!" come with me boy



oh right perhaps he should ask a name NAAAH]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah he's down with that

Puzzles are right up his alley. He can handle puzzles.

...He warily glances over his shoulders before following the nutty ruins guy.]

[illegalteendad]

[sorry boobro is just gonna snicker at you silver

...

though he and dusty seem pretty aware of their surroundings too, from all their years exploring places just like this]

[illegalmarriage]

[Oh shut up you...

Stop being so happy and enthusiastic about being in here he can't be huffy when you two look so content-

alright, alright, focus. Weird unsettling ruins. Check some dumb puzzle and go home. Simple.]

[illegalteendad]

[simple puzzles? my my, boy, you must be thinking of another!




no they're pretty simple, as the ruins lover will demonstrate, but nothing seems to happen...

"The description matches that of a Kabuto - a Pokémon that lived in the sea in ancient times. But as you can tell, it doesn't seem to do anything at all..." he kneels down to the paneling on the floor. "It feels like there's something else here, but I can't put my finger on what... But besides that, there are mysterious markings on the back of the room in some areas. They've only appeared within the last decade and seem to spell out words."]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Well, if the puzzle is done, then there's nothing to do but check out what's written on the wall...

...They... He said they spell out words, right? They definitely look like letters.

...hey big bro, you lived in another country, you have any idea what the fuck this says?]

[illegalteendad]

[please like he...



... DUSTY THEY'RE LETTERS LOOK DUSTY!! wow they're actually letters ahhhh wow

oh right

he'll spell it out on his notepad as he studies them

Water. he'll even draw little droplets on his pad wow dusty duuusty they're letters ahhhh]

[illegalmarriage]

[Water...?]

Hey, Pinbro. [Come on out and shoot some water for us okay-]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah okay--

"No! What are you doing?! You'll hurt the scripture!" yes he is standing in front of you no he will not leave]

[illegalmarriage]

So? Take a photo of it or something. [It's this or just tunneling through this shit dude you think he cares?] You do want to try to solve this thing, right?

[illegalteendad]

["Well, yeah, but I'm not letting you destroy a priceless artifact."

boobro just stares at him

and looks over at silver

can they

please]

[illegalmarriage]

...Do what you want.

[It's vague enough to just sound like an odd response, but it's pretty clear that he's talking to Boobro and Dusty can you guys just

yeah

fuck this guy let's get shit done]

[illegalteendad]

[dusty will work her magic!! humming softly to catch his attention, and both of them using Hypnosis on him

he's out like a light and boobro will scoot him away

pinbro will carve open a goddamn opening if he has to-- oh no some water does it right and the wall slides open??]

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[illegalmarriage]

[Yes

yes it feels so good to shut people up

yes...]

[illegalmarriage]

[-Right anyway yes let's go

that was easy seriously god damn]

[illegalteendad]

[boobro knows that feel dude

he also knows the feeling of being watched

which they are...n't being? huh

though boobro and dusty know better mmmm it's not like ghostly spirits, but it's something]

[illegalmarriage]

[Silver's a little unsettled overall, so he takes from their cues to be cautious.

...

...

Guys am I seeing things or is there stuff all over the floor, free for the taking]

[illegalteendad]

[what stuff they are being taken by boobro immediately

a graverobber knows to move fast

even if he doesn't have anyone to run from now

the teddiursa is pretty curious too, so she's going to squirm down and look around with pinbro

picking up some cool things on the way]

[illegalmarriage]

[Silver will open up his bag; everyone can dump their items in and they'll sort things out later.

But this is getting his adrenaline pumping. Of course, the reward is already well worth the risk.

...Wait a minute-]

There's something else in that back room. [Squuiiiint he thinks he can make out some...thing on the walls uh-]

[illegalteendad]

[it's ok dusty has this FLASH AHAHAAH




boobro is v proud because he taught her that mmm yes good girl that is his little sis

... oh boy, more writing he has to translate give him a few minutes

They possess great insight and refuse the outside world. uuugghhh okay he's going to just translate this into a language silver can understand here]

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[illegalmarriage]

[You do that but just on the safe side he's gonna take a picture of it with his Poké--]

[illegalmarriage]

[-gear--

welp there goes the floor and Silver falls right in]

[illegalteendad]

[...

...

ah

okay everyone hop on-- yup into the hole we follow]

[illegalmarriage]

[Thanks guys hi





you're not one of my Pokémon]

[illegalteendad]

[no it is not

but it does look like one of the symbols on the wall

how weird

boobro's going to attack it--]