But you're not gonna give, are you. Men. Always gotta prove they're not wimps. What's wrong with being a wimp? It's not really wimpy. It's called knowing your limits. There's nothing wrong with that.
when the heckie have i ever needed carrying around
you boys??? always needing a lift
i mean srsly you seen my track record? spotless
because i get stuff done. i get all the stuff done. i'll have you know i graduated top of my class at my How To Be A Badass Catcher And Look Great Doing It school, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on various Pokémon populations, and i have over 300 confirmed captures. i am trained in twenty different types of capture and i’m the top catcher in the entire Pokémon world. you are nothing to me but just another whiny boy. i will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in johto, mark my words. you think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over your shoulder? think again, silver. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of sneasel (because i have one you know i caught a bunch of them) across johto and your stupid butt is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you're so done, dude. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can catch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare legs.not only am i extensively trained in unarmed capture, but i have access to the entire arsenal of every pokéball type imaginable and i will use it to its full extent to catch your miserable butt, you little jerk. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. i will kick balls all over you and you will drown in them. you’re seriously done, kiddo.]
Gold teases me about my weight. [Does she look like the kind of girl who's worried about it? ... She's not, but. Dammit she's a girl, let her think about... stereotypical girl things?] He says that if I keep eating the way I do, I'll get fat. I'm not the one who sits at home all day, playing video games or playing cards with my Pokémon though.
You're not fat, you're fit. Muscle weighs more than fat. You're heavier than Blue and Yellow, yeah, but Yellow is short and Blue isn't as active and you're taller than her. [Gurl you kick balls around all day and do work for Oak and do like everything u buff like crazy u fine as hell]
You work too hard and do too much to ever need to worry about your weight. Gold just likes making fun of people. You've got a cute face, great hair, and a nice figure, so take it easy.
she's never been so heavily sassy gay friended in her life. Or complimented. Well, people compliment her skills. Not her looks. Um. How does she... how does she react...]
Thank you? [Yes, that seems appropriate. Appreciating words is good.] We should... The school's this way.
[And she's gonna
gonna go the way she needs to go, hurry up cutie.]
The kids are super excited to see her and pretty much swarm them ESPECIALLY SILVER like hi hello hi wow who're you you're such a pretty lady wow what pretty hair can i tOUCH IT]
[Totally, they love Pokémon. And pulling on Pokémon. Your feathers are cool, can they touch them...
Crys is only good at this because it is her job. That she has been doing for a while. And also she just kind of adores little kids, they're so cute and fun and learn from their mistakes really easily.]
-- Sorry. They're a handful, but they're good kids. They play nice and... [A CRYING CHILD has appeared! Crystal's stricken between helping Sneasel out with the kids and helping the... oh, she has Silver. Right.]
Would you mind seeing what's wrong? -- Don't mess with Sneasel's feathers!
"W-Well," she sniffles. Look at this poor little girl. "I was explorin' the woods behind the orphanage even though Miss Crystal says for us not ta, and a big Pokémon stole my dollie! An-and I wanna get it back, b-but if I tell Miss she'll be real mad at me for goin' back there..."]
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alright looks like we're in the clear
To Violet City!]
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...just go past him too, we don't need that. We have small children to occupy our time with.]
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...That's what he wants to say, but he's not some wimp who's gonna give up halfway through, right? Yeah.
...Yeah...]
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she has a bird who can float stuff
or they could ride on her Arcanine together.....
But you're not gonna give, are you. Men. Always gotta prove they're not wimps. What's wrong with being a wimp? It's not really wimpy. It's called knowing your limits. There's nothing wrong with that.
Men!]
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you don't understaaaaand
what if this was something serious or something huh
and he wasn't strong enough to carry you out and all of your Pokémon were KOed
this is important stuff okay
don't judge me]
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little miss princess
when the heckie have i ever needed carrying around
you boys??? always needing a lift
i mean srsly you seen my track record? spotless
because i get stuff done. i get all the stuff done. i'll have you know i graduated top of my class at my How To Be A Badass Catcher And Look Great Doing It school, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on various Pokémon populations, and i have over 300 confirmed captures. i am trained in twenty different types of capture and i’m the top catcher in the entire Pokémon world. you are nothing to me but just another whiny boy. i will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in johto, mark my words. you think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over your shoulder? think again, silver. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of sneasel (because i have one you know i caught a bunch of them) across johto and your stupid butt is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you're so done, dude. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can catch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare legs.not only am i extensively trained in unarmed capture, but i have access to the entire arsenal of every pokéball type imaginable and i will use it to its full extent to catch your miserable butt, you little jerk. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. i will kick balls all over you and you will drown in them. you’re seriously done, kiddo.]
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no fuck that what am I Gold
whatever we're
we're in Violet City now please don't kill him if you'll excuse him he needs to just take a second to catch his breath and put you down and
oh hey I actually stopped this time thank god
my name's Silver and I'm actually kind of a wimp]
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(WIMP)]
...I'm not that heavy, am I? [Gold's always teasing her about her weight.]
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Not really? [girl I just carried you across three routes and a town cut me some slack]
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be strong be cool be a big furry dog with a bad eye]
Oh. Okay. Never mind then.
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at least he's getting better man he wouldn't be able to do half of this a few months ago]
Why?
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Gold teases me about my weight. [Does she look like the kind of girl who's worried about it? ... She's not, but. Dammit she's a girl, let her think about... stereotypical girl things?] He says that if I keep eating the way I do, I'll get fat. I'm not the one who sits at home all day, playing video games or playing cards with my Pokémon though.
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You work too hard and do too much to ever need to worry about your weight. Gold just likes making fun of people. You've got a cute face, great hair, and a nice figure, so take it easy.
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she's never been so heavily sassy gay friended in her life. Or complimented. Well, people compliment her skills. Not her looks. Um. How does she... how does she react...]
Thank you? [Yes, that seems appropriate. Appreciating words is good.] We should... The school's this way.
[And she's gonna
gonna go the way she needs to go, hurry up cutie.]
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...Whatever. To the school--!]
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The kids are super excited to see her and pretty much swarm them ESPECIALLY SILVER like hi hello hi wow who're you you're such a pretty lady wow what pretty hair can i tOUCH IT]
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uh
h...i...? Crys what do I do-
at least he let Sneasel out because Sneasel is much more kid friendly]
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One at a time, he's [yes that gets emphasis] still not good with kids.
[aww but thEY WANT PULL HIS HAIR it's so pretty please please ple--]
You know better!
[Look at fussy mom!Crys
she is the best mom
Sneasel being out helps too they like Sneasel hi Sneezy hi]
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Crys you
you are really good at this...]
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Crys is only good at this because it is her job. That she has been doing for a while. And also she just kind of adores little kids, they're so cute and fun and learn from their mistakes really easily.]
-- Sorry. They're a handful, but they're good kids. They play nice and... [A CRYING CHILD has appeared! Crystal's stricken between helping Sneasel out with the kids and helping the... oh, she has Silver. Right.]
Would you mind seeing what's wrong? -- Don't mess with Sneasel's feathers!
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-You want me to what
uh
okay he's going to check on the... crying child?
what. what does he say. Uh-]
What's wrong? [Please stop crying do you have like a crying off button kids should come with those-]
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She's getting him ready for motherhood."W-Well," she sniffles. Look at this poor little girl. "I was explorin' the woods behind the orphanage even though Miss Crystal says for us not ta, and a big Pokémon stole my dollie! An-and I wanna get it back, b-but if I tell Miss she'll be real mad at me for goin' back there..."]
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I'll go get your doll, but next time you can't go there on your own, okay? It's dangerous. You could've gotten really hurt.
[was
was that good-]
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And with that, she determined latches onto Silver's hand. She's scared to go alone, but not if she has his pretty face there.]
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...
...It can't be that far gone, right?...
Sorry Crys taking one of your kids into the woods brb]
apologizes profusely I WANTED TO RENEW CRYS'S PAID TIME BEFORE I TAGGED