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[illegalmarriage]

we want to do a thing

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[illegalteendad]

[no they cannoooo wow

what's this

heheheh

he's turning right around to face silver and he's just grinning knowingly]

So. That's what gets you turned on. No wonder you were ready to jump my bones at the hotel.

[illegalmarriage]

[What was that

shove you off again

sure Exbro hasn't started moving yet why not]

[illegalteendad]

[should exbro start moving--

oh no gold's up again on he rebounds so fast

even though he still looks like he's gonna tease the shit out of silver]

Hey, easy! I'm just pretty amused that of all things it's that. I'll skateboard beside you.

[doo doo skateboard we can go unless silver has some objection to this]

[illegalmarriage]

[He's not sitting on Exbro like a princess

if you're going on your skateboard he's using his running shoes so there

he's been sufficiently embarrassed and charmed and would like to get moving so yes let's go]

[illegalteendad]

[exbro can have a rest then ty bud

but it's not like they're too far from the farm now you can hear the miltanks

(sorry silver no lucky breaks)]

[illegalmarriage]

[Focus on the milk instead of Gold focus on the milk instead of Gold mm milk sounds real nice right now so does food-

hope you're enjoying yourself, Gold

seriously screw you




you know what he means-]

[illegalteendad]

[he wants silver to be able to enjoy himself too and vice versa





but they can get milk instead c'mon maybe they won't have to do any labor for it--]

[illegalmarriage]

[It's okay, it's okay, his shame is fading pretty quick

unlike Gold who has to go find somewhere to hide for a few minutes every time

so hey, milk what do we just... Go in...

He's sticking behind you, Gold-]

[illegalteendad]

[screw you he has a normal teenage hormonal sex drive he's going to have to sweet talk their sex when they get older isn't he

... yes they just go in what are you scared about they're just old people with kids

here look no labor they'll sell them easy except they're selling them on bulk DOZEN FOR YOU AND A DOZEN FOR YOU

no you cannot just buy one or two

you must buy all twelve they're having a good year]

[illegalmarriage]

[Uh

o...kay...

thank you very much...]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah... thanks...

ah, but could they do something while they were here? one of their miltanks didn't seem to be feeling very well and they couldn't figure out why

but perhaps the pair of young trainers would have a better time?]

Sure, why not?

[illegalmarriage]

Yeah, sure. [You can do that right Gold


right]

[illegalteendad]

[right

but you're coming with me silver c'mon boyfriends stick together so they can roll in the hay]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yes this wasn't even a ques

you want to what]

[illegalteendad]

[toss you in the hay]

[illegalmarriage]

[Toss me into the-

flailing limbs, you're a jerk, you're a huge jerk--]

[illegalteendad]

[he knows into the hay you go]

Lay there, princess, and I'll handle the big girl. Just be ready for when I come back. [he makes it sound suggestive, but his intentions are elsewhere with that second command]

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[Ready

ready for what

Gold whatever you're thinking he doesn't want to do it in the hay-]

[illegalmarriage]

[Big bro he's letting you out can you

can you help him sit up

he's stuck-]

[illegalteendad]

[HAHAAHAHAHAHA

yeah he's not gonna help you please you look ridiculous wow HAHAHAHAHA

how hard can a coffin laugh until its mummified skeleton falls out]

[illegalmarriage]

Would you shut up? [He's grabbing for your hands dude come on you stupid-]

[illegalteendad]

[fiine fiiine he'll help him up

your boyfriend sounds like he's doing some questionable things with that miltank though

listen to that pokemon have a cow]

[illegalmarriage]

[Thank you

thank you very much

He'll at least sit upright in the hay, but now that big bro's out...

nevermind whatever he's doing with that miltank he's got more important things to worry about you know like-]

You heard us, right? You think I handled that well?

[illegalteendad]

[... boobro wishes he could say you didn't

but yeah that was pretty good you did good you didn't take shit and he didn't try to kiss away everything yeah you did good

ruffle his hair and stuff]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yes. Thank you. You're the best, big bro. Come down a little bit so he can give you mask pets, okay]

...I still need to tell him about Team Rocket.