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[illegalmarriage]

let's do the thing again

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[illegalmarriage]

You bite me all the time anyway.

Maybe I should put you on a leash and make you heel.

[illegalteendad]

[oh no

oh nooooo he knows this feeling

his face is getting hot and actually maybe it's just the puppy yeah the puppy is warm so he's getting warm yeah that's totally it]

Yeah, ha, no, look there's the center c'mon let's get this pup a check up.

[illegalmarriage]

[Oh yes Pokémon Center good yeah lets go

is the puppy doing okay

...are you okay?]

[illegalteendad]

[THE PUPPY SEEMS TO BE DOING OKAY

I AM OKAY TOO

YUP PERFECTLY FINE

NOTHIN WRONG AT ALL

totally cool uh huh]

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[...Maybe I should hold onto him for a bit you're seriously acting w...

...

oh.

Oh.]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah he's taking the puppy and walking ahead thank you]

[illegalteendad]

[SORRY HE DIDN'T THINK HE HAD IT EITHER OKAY

IT WAS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE

didn't andy say something about a muzzle last night or something--]

[illegalmarriage]

[Haybe he really should get him a muzzle

...nah

into the Pokémon center--!]

[illegalteendad]

[he'd say less embarrassing things if you did

though it'd be a more embarrassing sight in return--

yes yes into the center think about something that'll cool you down um um actually feraligatr can he have a little water before they go in]

[illegalmarriage]

[Sure Gold

water fountain, Feraligatr style-]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah thanks big guy--

okay let's go see puppy's check up]

[illegalmarriage]

[yes let's go

do you want to do the talking or should he]

[illegalteendad]

[he's got this don't worry

he'll just explain how they found him and say that the puppy ate this morning but they'd still like a check up yeah no problem at all]

[illegalmarriage]

[Good

they'll be careful with him right

yes

fuss fuss-]

[illegalteendad]

[they know what they're doin it's okay i bet you can even go into the back and watch them do the check up if you want

he might appreciate havin someone he knows in there anyway]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yes he is going to do that like right now

gonna go check on puppy

gonna go watch puppy-

[illegalteendad]

[what a worrywart

...

...

exbro go back there with him okay

okay]

[illegalmarriage]

[Feraligatr's coming too

hi guys

Exbro you've been here before more than him right things are gonna be okay right]

[illegalteendad]

[so gold is left alone that's fine you losers--

yes things will be okay

usually gold's mom gives us check ups or professor elm does them every now and then but it's kinda the same thing except they have a pretty white room for it and these really cold metal things they press against your fur and stuff it's not fun but it's fine]

[illegalmarriage]

[Like a doctor's appointment

be strong, puppy, be strong]

[illegalteendad]

[puppy is underweight for his apparent age, but his appetite is good and as long as he's properly weaned he'll be fine and will grow just like he should

she suggests that they use body heat as a way of keeping him warm; the chosen will also act as a mother figure to whom he'll go to if he's ever scared or lonely

if they can't take care of the growlithe though they'd be happy to take care of him and look for a home for him]

[illegalmarriage]

[It's okay, we can take care of him

c'mere puppy Silver's carrying you this time around

we can wean him right Gold and we've got Exbro and Feraligatr to help us out so yeah no problem]

How old is he?

[illegalteendad]

[judging by the state of his teeth he's around five or six weeks old]

So would meat and milk be a good match?

[kibble is preferred for strong and healthy teeth. just soak it in the milk for a while and let him eat

hold off on the meat until he's bigger]

[illegalmarriage]

Is he supposed to be this small? [gently petting puppy

puppy is trying to suckle on fingers but these fingers have weird black stuff on them

maybe if he pulls off the black stuff--]

[illegalteendad]

[silver gold is taking your gloves off for you okay they'll be in your pockets don't worry

also yes and no, she's seen cases where they were perfectly healthy and just as small, only to either get a growth spurt later or remain a runt, but considering his weightlessness it's probably due to a lack or proper nutrition given to him by a mother that he isn't the size he should be]

So he'll get big when he's healthy. [just like any kid]