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hi I am a musebox post made with the intent of threading things

cool beans

[Hell if I know.]

Nope.

[Are you telling me that we're stuck with a baby instead of some delicious egg meal-]

At least Gyarados will be happy.

What? No way. Eggs are one thing, but a little baby? Have a heart.

[Look at those eyes, Silver.

That Pidgey is giving him such loving eyes.

Come on, Mama.]

Pidgey are food, Gold. Not...

[...Why. Why are you looking at him like that.

With those big eyes.

Why- oh no. Oh no you don't. You are going to be a meal and you're gonna li...

...Gold what do I do now I can't do it]

[See it's harder to eat the bird now that it's hatched.

See.]

I think he likes you. Looks like you're a mama, Silver, and so young! Ha.

[He?

...Hang on little baby Pidgey, he's gotta hold you up for a second...]

He looks kinda sickly anyway.

That's 'cause he needs to eat, that's all. You wanna eat somethin' spicy?

[-- SPICY spicy!!! Chirrup chirrup chirrup!

It does have some weird eyes though.

Weirdly keen golden eyes.]

[Well they were gonna eat you along with these Figy berries, but uh.

...We can just. Give you the Figy berries instead. Here, try one...]

[Mmmm yes delicious he eats them all.

All. Of. Them. Seems he likes to eat.]

See? He's fine. Pretty spirited too. You've got nothin' to worry about, Mama.

Who says I'm taking care of him? [He came out of your dumb egg, Gold. He's got more important things to train than a spoiled meal.]

[And Gold's got time?

Don't answer that.]

Come on, dude, look at him. You're the first one he saw comin' out of the egg and trust me that means you're pretty much stuck. There's a reason I gotta offer the eggs to the trainers that own the Pokémon it came from.

He saw you too, didn't he? [Great...] I'm not responsible if Gyarados mistakes him for some other Pidgey and eats him.

You worry too much. Togebo had that unique face, Pibu had that tuft of hair... And I guess this Pidgey's got those pretty eyes. [Not too noticeable at all.

Hmm.]

Oh, I got it! Let's get him a pair of goggles!

...How about a scarf? ...Or a little ribbon?

They'll get in the way when he's flyin'. Goggles are fool-proof and a chick magnet.

He's not even big enough to wear goggles.

We'll give him little goggles. Want some, little dude? Just like mine.

[Tap tap! The Pidgey seems interested in them.]

[They... make tiny goggles?... Well, in that case-]

Okay.

[Hell yeah Gold 2 Silver 0.]

Goldenrod's probably got someplace that'll do it too. The city's pretty convenient to live next to! Alright, so, you wanna meet his folks or do you wanna meet his folks? We'll keep our cookin' him a secret.

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