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[feistytrader]

hi I am a musebox post made with the intent of threading things

cool beans

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[reversestar]

[Haha guys what's going..........

Why are there two dumb boys in her office. Actually, why did no one give her the time of day or an ounce of respect on the way to her office.]

Excuse me?

[illegalmarriage]

[...Is that Crys

Great that's exactly what he needed-

wait she's also small

dammit]

Real cute. This guy's your responsibility, right? Get him out of here. You're lucky he didn't ruin my paperwork. I'm taking the damage to my office out of both of your paychecks.

[reversesun]

Paychecks? You mean our allowances? Nah man, up yours.

[not in the position to talk!!

seriously not a position to talk.

hi crys.]

Sup Crys.

[reversestar]

[Shut up, Gold. The adults are talking......


Wow.]

You're... Silver, right? You really are a dork...

[illegalmarriage]

...Yeah? Is there a problem?

[reversesun]

You're a problem! See Crys? You let the weed go loose for a while and it spreads its roots!

[by which he means HE'S TRYIN TO SAY HE'S THE HEEEIR AND LIKE THERE'S TRUTH TO IT CAUSE THE GRUNTS LISTEN TO HIM BUT THEY'RE HEIRS AND HE'S BEING MEAN AND NOT SHARING PASTA AND see the pasta is on the ground please help your step bro is in a pickle]

[reversestar]

[He's a dork and he's tall and kind of cute and he's apparently Team Rocket and

doki freaking doki.

Hahaha, was anyone talking? Was something being said?? Nope. Crystal just kind of raises her clipboard to cover her face and... heehee.]

...No problems with that! I'm sorry about Gold. He's always a handful. He never listens to me and he's the dumbest step-brother I've never ever wanted.

[illegalmarriage]

[...?]

If he's always like this, I'm sorry you have to put up with him.

[This... Really does sound like Crys. ...Kind of. A harsher Crys?...]

[reversesun]

[those joke tags were real DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HIIIIM!!!

gold is so disgruntled looking.

no.

he will kick silver's knee if he makes his step-sister fall in love with him no no no o-o-o-ooooo.]

... Why don'tcha shut your trap and help me out, huh? I'll listen to you for a full hour if you do.

[reversestar]

[Sigh.]

It's fine. You grow up with it, you get used to it. [.... Oh! Ex-cuse her, she'll be shuffling over to the desk and kicking it.] Gold! Get out from under there! You're an heir, not a grunt -- act like it!

[illegalmarriage]

[...Excuse you.] I'm the only heir around here, you know.

[reversesun]

[he'll get out from under the desk at his own pace, thanks, and do his best to appear tall and threatening even though silver's

you know

silver.

at least he's actin like an heir now with his arrogance and confidence turned to 100% bc sis is here]

We're heirs. My mom and her mom're married, or somethin' like that, and they head Team Rocket. So. Heirs.

[reversestar]

He's right. [Sorry, Silver.] Mama's one of the bosses around here, and you're just the son of Viridian City's Gym Leader.

[She almost sounds regretful about it........

Sorry Gold.]

[illegalmarriage]

And he's also the boss of Team Rocket. It's a good thing I do all the paperwork around here because he's always busy hooking up with your parents. They've never been affiliated with us.

[Ugh.] You two are supposed to be heroes in Johto. You're also supposed to be my age. [...And his friends. Definitely his friends. But he's not saying that and hero in the same sentence.] Your step-brother here ruined my office. I'm still not completely convinced that you're not some daring- no, stupid- grunts that thought it was funny to poorly imitate the two of them.

[reversesun]

[ew gross.]

Man you're clueless. See what I've been dealin' with, Crys? Won't believe a word I've said, it's so tough.

[aibo actually thinks weavile's kiiinda cool?? really fast. maybe they can be friends! since they're all heirs.]

1/3

[reversestar]

[...Okay you know she likes you, dokidoki, but doubting her heir-itude is getting really irritating.

On the other hand --]

You do all of your own paperwork?

[reversestar]

[WAIT WAIT NO]

Technically, we are in Johto. Or we will be. We have plans to take over it since Kanto's fallen out thanks to Green's incompetence. [As great of a sub as he is...] We're just not heroes, at least the way you are, and we'd never stoop to being grunts. Even if Gold acts like he wants to be demoted to one, going around and leaving me to deal with everything.

[reversestar]

But you really do all of your own paperwork?

[illegalmarriage]

[...That is so wrong.

That doesn't even sit in his stomach well.

No, he's got one way to settle this.

He opens up his Pokégear and shows her their location on its map.

That sure does look like Kanto.]

Kanto's under Team Rocket's complete control. I don't know why you're bringing Green up since he's not even a blip on our radar.

And I do more than just my own paperwork.

[reversesun]

[that sure does look like kanto.





crys can he take you aside. there's no real place to take aside to so whisper whisper.]

Something's up, Crys, this ain't right. Johto's practically in the palm of our hands and Kanto's pretty much off limits because of those guys, so what's the dealio here?

[reversestar]

[Ahaha that sure looks like...

Whisper whisper, Goldie.]

Maybe we walked into some sort of alternate universe, like in those stupid comics you read when you think I'm not paying attention to you not paying attention to my talking. [HUFFFFF.

Okay, Silver. Back to you.]

Say we believe you. Where does that leave us? Because Gold and I are definitely the heirs to Team Rocket -- Mama's said so, and Professor Oak's even given us and Green Pokédexes.

[illegalmarriage]

[...Well. Uh.] I can give you some grunt work, if you want. After you fix my office. You can work your way up. If you're really supposed to be heirs [no seriously why is it heirs is it like him and Yellow where she's the decoy heir-] then it shouldn't take you too long to work your way up the ranks.

No one's gonna believe you if you claim you're the heirs. You'll be lucky if Yellow doesn't take care of you guys immediately for endangering me.

[But he shows her his Pokédex fairly casually.] Everyone but Yellow's got one. Are you trying to tell me the Professor's supposed to be in Team Rocket too?

[reversesun]

[gold snorts at the thought of yellow taking care of anyone - if anything, red's the more dangerous of that duo - but he knows he'll get a jab from crys if he says anything.

but workin up from grunts?

that'll be fun to watch crys do. look at that grin. nice pokedex tho it... looks more updated than his. hmph. he'll show his too, and speak fast so crys can't shut him up too easily.]

Deal on the grunt work only 'cause I like gettin' out more than I like a stuffy room and it'll be fun t'see Crys out and about, and yeah the old man's in Team Rocket! 'Course he is. Who else do you think'd be in it, huh? If we've got one Oak we've got 'em all! It's like a grove, ha.

He's been workin' on some more of those things too, and there's kinda weird project goin' on too or somethin' like that, but I ain't botherin' with stuff I don't care about so you'd hafta ask the snooty girl here for prime info on that. She signs the docs, I burn them. That kinda teamwork.

[he's hilarious. let him spill all the rocket stuff. see what crys has to deal with.]

[reversestar]

[GRUNT WORK... But it's better than being kicked out. Being able to show off her skills - which definitely go past just some snooty girl who pushes papers - wouldn't be bad either, and maybe he'd be impressed enough with her that she'd hop up in rank before her idiot step-brother...

Elbowing Gold in the stomach really fucking hard, jesus you loud-mouthed prick.]

Fine. [Looking at his Pokédex just makes her wonder when theirs are going to get an upgrade.] What's first, do-- er... Boss?

[...It's so fucking gross to say it to anyone, she's going to hate this.]

[illegalmarriage]

I should make you clean my office first, that's what.

[But he heads back into his office chair and starts cycling through his papers and schedules. There's gotta be something easy to do in here. Something they can't mess up, but something they can still excel in...]