What, you ain't a fan of sci-fi? It's true! Crys's a hero too, and so're you. Now. You weren't really before. Kinda the heir of Team Rocket. But that's in the paaast so don't worry too much about it, kiddo, you ain't gotta sleep a wink on stuff like that.
...Or that would be his reaction if he wasn't preoccupied with thinking about his dad... As a Rocket boss. No. That's not his dad. His dad would never do that.
holy hell that's actually refreshing is this how people feel when he stops talking?? fuck them]
Anyway, yeah, don't worry about it. I've got some tips and tricks I can teach you though if you're down with gettin' some special attention from a handsome guy like me.
[it is not as suggestive as it could possibly sound--
Oh, definitely, I mean I pretty much always came out on top when kickin' heir you's ass but he's a pretty damn good battler. There's some cool things I can teach you about your partners too, probably.
[... his team's probably different than the silver he knows though
Well, that's one I ain't familiar with! Phanpy, Phanpy, Phanpy, that's a cool one to have. Bet your trunk's as strong as any Donphan's. You know anything about trade evolution? [hahahaha ahhh it's so cuuute]
[yeah, yeah, pokemon always know heyyy you guys are cool too]
Rhydon's got another evolution, it's pretty cool lookin' and hella strong. There's something or other you put on him and trade him around and bam! Rhyperior! A good bud to have when you're kickin' baddies to the ground.
[and using fissure on them
ah yes]
Sneasel's got a second evolution too, but it ain't connected to trades. You gotta get some kinda claw for him. So, your Phanpy's the only normal one. Guess this lesson's null and void though if your pop's already got to it.
[... it's so weird though you don't have a feraligatr or anything exbro would be so disappoint that he doesn't have his bro
in fact the typhlosion's pretty much pressed against the wall of his ball lookin for him aaand nope ahhhh ahhh ahhh]
he may or may not have a Fissure TM on him, in fact-]
You hear that, Sneasel and Rhyhorn? You guys are gonna be even stronger one day!
[I'm gonna have more feathers Silver it's gonna be great
Rhydon looks pretty proud of himself, too! He knew dad told him that there was something special about Rhydon, but he never imagined that it would evolve again...]
Further proof I ain't anyone you know in the least bit except by name. I don't have a Charbro... Charizard or something like that? But I had a Krabby - I'm assumin' that's Krabro, yeah? - that my friend's got now on his team. Nah, I've got this big guy instead.
[exbro appreciates the rubs gold but
he wants to sniff this silver
hello little thing]
The Typhlosion's Exbro, frog prince there is my Politoed Polibro, Aibro's someone you're probably more familiar he's just got an evolution too and is an Ambipom now, the Sunflora's Sunbro, the white guy's a Togekiss named Togebro, and the tree's Sudobo the Sudowoodo. Everyone, that's a little hero dude Silver with his Sneasel, Rhyhorn, and Phanpy. Got it?
[little hero dude alright alright they got this hello silver hello]
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so wait are you like actually a hero then
you know what yeah I believe you you have a different feel to you
he is going back to Silver and relaying the message that this guy's legit
but Sneasel I-
what do you mean he's okay
...] So you're not actually Gold? Why didn't you say so? [That's a really dumb Gold disguise, if that's the case--
no no Silver he's another Gold I don't really get it either but--]
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[it's a quick and easy demonstration hold on
yes good
heads]
So I got heads, but in another universe that would've been tails. You and I are totally role reversed where I'm from.
[... got it?? it's the easiest way he can explain this without boring and techy on silver]
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Uh.
Is he serious?
...Riiiight.]
So you're crazy. Okay. Guess crazy's better than evil.
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[you believe him right sneasel]
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Dad would never lead Team Rocket. Dad's the best. [...Is he really telling the truth? The three of them are heroes? But-]
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[shhh just imagine it small punkver
heroes
all three of them
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...Or that would be his reaction if he wasn't preoccupied with thinking about his dad... As a Rocket boss. No. That's not his dad. His dad would never do that.
So it doesn't matter. ...Yeah.]
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...
holy hell that's actually refreshing is this how people feel when he stops talking?? fuck them]
Anyway, yeah, don't worry about it. I've got some tips and tricks I can teach you though if you're down with gettin' some special attention from a handsome guy like me.
[it is not as suggestive as it could possibly sound--
i mean you're like twelve right]
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[Because if that's the case then his answer is yes, yes please, yes teach him everything.]
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[... his team's probably different than the silver he knows though
sneasel's a constant though]
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Dad taught me a lot, though. Is there really something else you could teach me?
[Here he should. Let his partners out then, huh.
Come on out Rhyhorn, come on out Phanpy-]
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is that a phanpy oh hell it's cute
look at its trunk oh man
hey little dude what's up
rhyhorn huh hmmm man what a kid....]
Well, that's one I ain't familiar with! Phanpy, Phanpy, Phanpy, that's a cool one to have. Bet your trunk's as strong as any Donphan's. You know anything about trade evolution? [hahahaha ahhh it's so cuuute]
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[Said Phanpy is happily bumping into Silver- then into Gold. Looks like these guys can tell that Gold isn't bad, too.]
What was that about trade evolution?
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Rhydon's got another evolution, it's pretty cool lookin' and hella strong. There's something or other you put on him and trade him around and bam! Rhyperior! A good bud to have when you're kickin' baddies to the ground.
[and using fissure on them
ah yes]
Sneasel's got a second evolution too, but it ain't connected to trades. You gotta get some kinda claw for him. So, your Phanpy's the only normal one. Guess this lesson's null and void though if your pop's already got to it.
[... it's so weird though you don't have a feraligatr or anything exbro would be so disappoint that he doesn't have his bro
in fact the typhlosion's pretty much pressed against the wall of his ball lookin for him aaand nope ahhhh ahhh ahhh]
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One day he will master Fissure
he may or may not have a Fissure TM on him, in fact-]
You hear that, Sneasel and Rhyhorn? You guys are gonna be even stronger one day!
[I'm gonna have more feathers Silver it's gonna be great
Rhydon looks pretty proud of himself, too! He knew dad told him that there was something special about Rhydon, but he never imagined that it would evolve again...]
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why are you ten]Man, this is gonna be fun. Is that a yes to me teachin' you a few things to wipe the floor with that punk I hear?
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[Hero Gold is really cool and nothing like his Gold wow]
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is
so
cool
it's like teaching silver how to be a hero except there's no make-outs this time]
Good! Now, time for you to meet the team. These are the partners I saved the world with.
[marvel at them all, yes, be in awe they are all very well trained and strong and clean and friendly towards silver
except togebro who is still kind of weirded out and staring down silver's phanpy YOU ARE A SORRY REPLACEMENT FOR HIS BUDDY]
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...Where's Charbro and Krabro?
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[exbro appreciates the rubs gold but
he wants to sniff this silver
hello little thing]
The Typhlosion's Exbro, frog prince there is my Politoed Polibro, Aibro's someone you're probably more familiar he's just got an evolution too and is an Ambipom now, the Sunflora's Sunbro, the white guy's a Togekiss named Togebro, and the tree's Sudobo the Sudowoodo. Everyone, that's a little hero dude Silver with his Sneasel, Rhyhorn, and Phanpy. Got it?
[little hero dude alright alright they got this hello silver hello]