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[illegalmarriage]

JUST POSTIN SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

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[illegalmarriage]

What's your problem?

[Oh my god can they just go to café not douchebags that will actually sell them food god dammit-]

[illegalteendad]

["You..."

and gold tenses up cause yeah what punks--

"Need skates! You two aren't natives at all, are ya? Here - I'll buy you some if you promise to use them while you're in Lumiose. It's the easiest way to get around the city other than a bike from Cygalle!"

-- oh]

... Can we get some food first?

[maybe??]

[illegalmarriage]

[No, no food

only skates now here put them on right now]

[illegalteendad]

[oh

but i have a skateboard

skateboards are cooler than roller skates--]

[illegalmarriage]

[Nope covering boyfriend's mouth shut up and take the skates Gold

say anything about skates and they'll just get offended and rude again-]

[illegalteendad]

[fine fine

what are these wheelies???

...

silver SILVER THEY JUST SNAP ONTO YOUR SHOES

DUDE THAT IS SO COOL LOOK LOOK]

[illegalmarriage]

[...That is really freaking cool

...Wait Gold I uh

I've never worn skates before-]

[illegalteendad]

[s'okay they're easy

probably

not that much different than a skateboard right??? just attached to your feet

here puppy stay on the table i'm gonna help your ma get used to skATES okay no skates are harder than thought

it's ok tho skater bros will help out balance!! balance is key!! stay calm and practice standing!]