AND TONIGHT ON SHAMELESS STUFF I THREAD WITH LOMMY AND KP

[camington]

Silver goes back to Unova with Ingo and Emmet

or well actually he gets dumped on route 4

but his Gyarados shows up to say hi to everyone!

stuff happens

???

profit




PS: Isadore is awesome

Comments

Home from the hospital

[infinitegrin]

[After huge amounts of fighting with Emmet to keep him from going to work while all stitched up and on painkillers, Ingo has undoubtedly asked Silver to keep an eye on this idiot.

For the better, because he is the worst recovery patient ever.]

Home from the hospital

[tsuntrader]

[Yes. And Silver is fussing. He is fussing like he has never fussed before. No Emmet, sit down, he'll get you anything you need. Do you feel okay? Do you need some water? Is there anything he's missing? No, get back in bed, Emmet. Relax. Take your painkillers. Try to get some sleep. You feel okay, right?

Fuss fuss fuss fuss fuss--]

[infinitegrin]

[Emmet's tried to be a good sport! But things simply dissolved from "it's okay, I just need to do this one little thing..." to--]

But I'm boooored!

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah, well, suck it up.

...Alright, fine.]

What's something you can do with one hand? ...Without moving around too much?

[infinitegrin]

I don't know, I just want to do something that isn't getting up and peeing...

[Eloquent.]

[tsuntrader]

The less you do, the faster you'll be able to do things again. [So sit the fuck down.]

[infinitegrin]

I get that, but I'm not going to open stitches up by walking around! And my hand's in a cast, so it can't get more broken...

[tsuntrader]

[This is not negotiable young man, now stay in bed and keep getting rest-]

[infinitegrin]

Come on. If I stay cooped up in here, I'll get depressed and die, just like a nidoran!

[tsuntrader]

Quit complaining. You'll be fine.

[infinitegrin]

Let's go out to eat, at least. I want to chat with people...

[tsuntrader]

Don't even try. You're not going anywhere.

[infinitegrin]

If you go, too, then I'll be fine! I'll pay for it. Please? Pretty please?

[tsuntrader]

No means no.

[infinitegrin]

Fine. I'll call over the Depot Agents once work lets out and throw a party here.

[tsuntrader]

[...] You can call two over as long as you promise to go sleep afterwards.

[infinitegrin]

That depends, since I got my painkillers bumped down it's now safe for me to drink.

[tsuntrader]

No. Don't even think about it.

[infinitegrin]

I did buy that nice watermelon vodka! I know Isadore is getting a drink, he evolved his Joltik into Galvantula today. That deserves a celebration!

[tsuntrader]

Emmet. [You know it's serious when Silver's using your name.]

[infinitegrin]

Come on. I know you're worried about me, but really, I'm not as bad off as you think. I feel fine, I'm just not the kind of person that can stay sane when not doing anything.

You're that way, too! Don't think I don't realize you'd take off immediately, if it were you and not me.

[tsuntrader]

[...It's true. He can't deny that it's true. He would be out of the house after sleeping it off.]

It doesn't have to do with what I'd do or what I think. I'm doing what Ingo asked me to.

[infinitegrin]

Yeah, well you know how fussy Ingo gets. And how little I get! You're the one in the middle - you can figure out a good medium!

[tsuntrader]

Wrong. I'm the one that listens to orders unconditionally. [...But it is true that Ingo's too fussy. ...He's still not willing to admit that. He's not giving Emmet any leverage.]

[infinitegrin]

Then as your other father, I order you to let me walk outside for ten minutes.