BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[howdoipokemon]

I didn't get anything like that out of it... that's amazing.

[tsuntrader]

Then pay more attention. You can figure it out eventually.

[howdoipokemon]

M...maybe. But I can't really act any better than this. I'm always like this.

[tsuntrader]

Say it like that and it's gonna be the truth. Anyone can change.

[Even stubborn fuzzy wolf gods can change. ...A little.]

[howdoipokemon]

...

[He has doubts about that...]

It's just my nature.

[Timid nature.]

[tsuntrader]

And? [Nope, no excuses.]

[howdoipokemon]

It's not something I can just change. I've always been anxious. I try to talk myself down from it, but it's hard not to think the way I do.

[tsuntrader]

Hard but not impossible. You're okay with talking to me right now, aren't you? [Given that you, you know. Don't look like a wet Meowth.]

[howdoipokemon]

Well... yeah... it's alright. But...

[He's still an anxious guy! Even now, he's wary!]

[tsuntrader]

But nothing. [Calm down, bro.]

[howdoipokemon]

...This is... me in the calmest state I get in.

[These are not shallow issues!]

[tsuntrader]

[wh- but- that-]



How do you survive?

[howdoipokemon]

........... I have no idea.

[tsuntrader]

You're worse than Jackie, and he doesn't even go outside... [How]

[howdoipokemon]

Jackie... is normal. He just... has a phobia. That's about it.

[tsuntrader]

He's afraid to go outside. [Outside.]

And you're afraid of everything.

[howdoipokemon]

...Yeah.

[You couldn't tell?]

[tsuntrader]

[He... Wh... How...

Why did you hire these guys again, dads? good god they're complete and total wrecks and- well Jackie makes sense because he's always here and that one guy is pretty much married to the job and-

No he is not justifying this how and why would you ever]

[howdoipokemon]

[Because no one else will.]

I just... do my best to get my job done. I try not to complicate things...

[tsuntrader]

[...N...Nod.] Can't judge you for that.

[howdoipokemon]

As long as I have this job, I can have the independence I need...

[tsuntrader]

[...] And you're just... Happy with that?

[howdoipokemon]

...No. But it's not just...

[...Hrm. Cameron pauses, looking troubled and confused.]

It's not just a matter of "stop thinking like that", or "just be this way" or "just act like this". I can't do that. I just think this way, and feel this way, no matter what.

Even though I know better.

[tsuntrader]

[It makes no sense. It's beyond Silver's realm of understanding. That he'd be able to be like that. That he'd survive like that.

But it's easy to survive, isn't it? And all he has to do is...

He concedes to his point and nods. He doesn't understand it. He's not sure if he'll ever understand it. But he won't condemn someone that's harmless and seems good natured for something like that.]

[howdoipokemon]

...

[Nodding...? Is that... good? Is he saying that the fact that he's scared all the time is a good thing, suddenly?

God damn it body language is impossible.]