BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[50shadesofprotag]

[She opens her mouth to reply, but--]

Hey, you got a bite.

[tsuntrader]

[-Right, uh-- Reeling in, reeling in-

Oh, it's...

It's...

]

[50shadesofprotag]

Booo. 3/10. It'd be okay if its evolution didn't look like a stuffed animal!

[tsuntrader]

Picky. [C'mere, Kyurem. Don't make a mess.

AND SO, SOME GIANT POKEMON FEEDING LATER...]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Hilda has rejected every single one of those Pokémon.

And fed Kyurem the wailmer she catches. BITE MY ASS PETA PLASMA]

[tsuntrader]

[Gyarados gets some too.

But this... Has not helped their water Pokémon prob-]

Should I just trade one of my Pokémon to you? [Temporarily. For this. Not for good.]

[50shadesofprotag]

...Sure. That should work.

Do you have the Dive HM?

[tsuntrader]

...No. [Right that's a problem uh-]

[50shadesofprotag]

Gotcha covered.

[She'll pull it out of her TM case. Viola!]

And I know where the move deleter is, so make sure you make your Pokémon forget a move that isn't impossible to relearn.

[tsuntrader]

[Welp. That solves their prob...lems...]

...What are you talking about?

[50shadesofprotag]

In case your Pokémon have egg moves or something that they won't be able to be re-taught. Don't let them forget those.

[tsuntrader]

[...?]

[50shadesofprotag]

[...?]

[tsuntrader]

Why would they forget a move?

[50shadesofprotag]

...Never mind.

[Sigh. Your Pokémon work strangely, she keeps forgetting.]

Which Pokémon are going to learn it?

[tsuntrader]

[Pulling out Kingdra, Gyarados, and Feraligatr's Pokéballs.] Is all three an option?

[50shadesofprotag]

Sure.

[C'mere guys let's run the TM machine so we can go exploring.]

...Wanna go exploring with me, Gyarados? We can have a badass time and be bitchin'.

[tsuntrader]

[I'm too big, brosis.]

He's too big.

[50shadesofprotag]

Didn't you find an underwater city or some shit?

[tsuntrader]

You really think you can take a fifty foot tall Gyarados into underwater city buildings?

[50shadesofprotag]

Then how about you, Feraligatr? You're pretty hardcore.

[tsuntrader]

[...Yeah okay fine just take Feraligatr, he'll take Kingdra, everyone else back in their balls, let's go already.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[S'up Feraligatr. Here get some friendly pets, she knows all the good crocodile spots from raising Krookodile.]

Alright, lead the way, I guess.

[tsuntrader]

[Feraligatr is okay with this. He's... always smiling so it's not incredibly obvious, but he does seem to perk up a little.

But yes let's go. Silver takes Kingdra; after Surfing for a certain distance, they both Dive down towards some ruins.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Alright, Feraligatr, help me with super special bullshit underwater breathing powers. Let's explore!]