BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[50shadesofnpc]

I see. [Hilbert nods, understanding. Mental instability, was it... well, it was out of nowhere. But that makes it hard to protect against other attacks.] Bummer that they lasted until this late.

[Now that the reporters're gone, though, can they all go inside?...]

[passthestation]

It's the price of fame.

[Ramses opens the doors for them, ushering them in quickly enough.]

No one's given them any details, so they were persistent.

[tsuntrader]

I'm throwing the next one I see into the nearest river.

[50shadesofnpc]

They're pretty stubborn... [They're just trying to do their jobs like the rest of us, though. It just happens to be a nosy one.

Without the reporters in the way, however, they can finally get let in, thank goodness. Well-- it's certainly quieter in here.... yep. Tense.

Guess they're heading to the offices.]

[passthestation]

[Sure are! There's bound to be a couple Depot Agents here, at least.]

Hey. The word is that Boss Ingo's going to make it, but the Battle Subway's closed.

[tsuntrader]

Unless we can somehow magically come up with some way to cover for both of them, there's now way the Battle Subway is running.

[Subbing for one of them is one thing, but like hell if either of his dads are going to worry about the Battle Subway for a second.]

[pickaroad]

[Isadore looks up from putting his jacket over a sleeping Jackie when they enter, looking immediately less worn out with the announcement.]

Aah. That's a relief, for Boss...

[gohome]

[Cloud's worry is less obviously assuaged, but he slows down his furious paperwork, at least.]

Makes sense. Wouldn't want anything going on that might distract them.

[passthestation]

Apparently Emmet broke his hand when he broke her jaw.

Boss' berserk button is pretty scary!

[Even Ramses needs to make a joke to keep things lighthearted, some.]

[tsuntrader]

[Not scary enough.]

[pickaroad]

[Isadore can appreciate the joke, at least. He cracks a grin.]

'Course, it is a beserk button, so it's only natural.

[50shadesofnpc]

[It is pretty scary, though. Hilbert never really imagined Emmet to be that violent. Guess he has a lot to learn.]

[gohome]

[Eh.]

So they're both out of commission, then. [Poor Bosses.]

[passthestation]

We'll be running the station in the meantime. Cloud, I know how much you love paperwork, but you're going to be the one on top of that. Isadore, I'm going to need your help running the schedule. We'll have to put our faith in Jackie to drive his trains on his own.

[And then Ramses took charge!

If you're offering help, Hilbert, Silver, now would be the time to offer.]

[tsuntrader]

Let us know if there's anything we can do. [You're included, Hilbert.]

[pickaroad]

[Aaaah. Isadore's favorite HBIC. ♥]

Yessir. ✩

[50shadesofnpc]

[Aah. Yeah--] Yeah, I'd like to help out in any way I can, too.

[passthestation]

[Your breaks will now match up with Ramses', Isadore~ ✦]

Good. I'll be putting Josh and Hank back on driving the trains, too, and I'll get you two in assisting passengers in boarding the lines.

[tsuntrader]

[...He doesn't say "Is that it".

He doesn't need to because his face screams it for him.]

[50shadesofnpc]

Alright. We can do that. [That's fine-- Hilbert is content with that.] If you ever think of anything else, too, let us know what we can do.

[...] Will we have to wear uniforms to be recognized?

[passthestation]

Yep. Don't worry, we have cute uniforms.

[tsuntrader]

[...Silver takes a moment to touch a piece of his hair and look it over before nodding. Welp, time to look like Christmas.]

[50shadesofnpc]

"Cute"... [Interesting word choice. But he nods-- that's cool, that's cool.

If Hilbert dyed his hair black he'd look like Isadore from behind....]

[passthestation]

Heh. You'll look like Isadore's baby brother, Hilbert.

[CHORTLE CHORTLE]

And I have a pink uniform, if you're so concerned about colors, Silver.

[tsuntrader]

[-Huh?] I didn't... [say... any...

Why do you guys have a pink uniform?]