BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[50shadesofnpc]

[Oh.



Oh. Well.

That was... nice...

(he's just gonna (not-so-)subtly hide his face in Emmet's jacket now gahfjdjk)]

[infinitegrin]

Ah hah hah...

[Y-you're so cute, Hilbert! Emmet'll just hug you, running his fingers through Hilbert's hair. Cutie pie...]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Mrrf.

Hilbert turns his head a little, though, so he's not muttering into Emmet's chest.]

Sorry. [Got embarrassed. dfgfdf]

[infinitegrin]

It's okay, don't be sorry! It's cute.

[50shadesofnpc]

[Cute......... ah... ... ... that's a new one.]

I'll get better at it. [Just hug him for now, he'll work up to it. This much is okay.

Hi, Joltik. You can sit on him, yeah. ....Is this going to slowly emolgamate amalgamate into a cuddle pile....?]

[infinitegrin]

It's okay! No rush. This is nice, too.

[He can sit and be cuddly! Emmet loves that sort of thing. Especially with his Joltik and--and Galvantula sweetie you can't just demand to sit in Emmet's lap we already have Hilbert there--okay fine you can rest your head on Hilbert's lap fine.

Archeops stop being jealous just sit on Emmet's shoulder.]]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Galvy!! And Archeops... aww, Archy. Hilbert has one of your species! She likes to be scratched under the chin... would you let him reach up and do that, Archy?]

[infinitegrin]

[Ohh maaaaan, Archeops loves that. She settles on Emmet's shoulder, leaning into scritches. From behind the couch slithers Eelektross, who curls up behind Emmet's head.]

Ah hah hah, it looks like they were getting jealous of you cuddling with me!

[50shadesofnpc]

[Oh whoa, hey, suddenly Eelektross.]

That so?... ... [Aww, guys.] It hasn't even been that long....

[infinitegrin]

They always join for cuddle time. I guess you're part of the pile, now! We're all down the same line--

[Oh hey the TV is exploding


Or rather, something in the movie is. Oh yeah. PI Brycen holds his love interest for the film close, and they exchange some sappy lines...]

[50shadesofnpc]

Well-- [--Ah, yes, right, movie.

Ah, yes, right, romantic subplot.......]

[infinitegrin]

[And they draw together, even closer, and kiss...

...As a volcano explodes behind them.




Emmet just has to turn his head and giggle at that. IT'S SO SILLY]

[50shadesofnpc]

[It doesn't help that it's Brycen. CAN'T..... UNSEE... STOIC GYM LEADER... DKJDGFFS]

Dramatic. [Yep, smothering snickers.]

[infinitegrin]

Hahah. I've never had a kiss that dramatic!

[50shadesofnpc]

Me either. [Duh.] It's kind of hard to recreate volcano explosions and moving musical scores.

[infinitegrin]

Hah! Definitely. Honestly, they're better when it's a quiet moment.

[50shadesofnpc]

Yeah, though that doesn't happen as often in movies, huh. [Nope... ...

That's something to remember, though. Emmet kissing preferences. Got it.]

[infinitegrin]

Nope. Life is spontaneous! Even when you do your best to be on schedule. Life always has a surprise!

[Both good and bad! Bad, such as getting mauled by a purrloin, Ingo getting stabbed, going to Luceti... but also good. Good, like meeting and adopting Silver.]

[50shadesofnpc]

Yeah... Surprises like... ... well, this.

[Snuggling the Subway Boss. That's a new one.]

[infinitegrin]

This was a very wonderful surprise! I'm very happy.

[50shadesofnpc]

Me too. [Hilbert nods, snuggling a little closer and petting Galvantula on the head.

Even if this movie has a silly romance... ... it's fun to watch to the end, at least. Especially like this.]

[infinitegrin]

[Aaaah, what a fun movie. The climax of the movie is fun, too, involving high speed chases, intense shootouts, and, gasp! The love interest being shot by friendly fire...!!!]

[50shadesofnpc]

[OH NO THAT'S THE WORST

NOT FRIENDLY FIRE]

Didn't think that one out enough, did he. [Wow, what a lack of coolheadedness.

BUT WILL SHE SURVIVE???? TRAGEDY]

[infinitegrin]

[As cool-headed as he is, boy, does he really belt out when he acts! His crying on the screen is shocking.]

It must be the adrenaline of the situation!

[50shadesofnpc]

Pretty unfortunate use of adrenaline. [since the lady ended up dead, whoops.



BRYCEN YOUR EMOTION IS WEIRDING HIM OUT A LITTLE..............]