SUBWAYS 4: THE WHITE 2-I-EST

[50shadesofstardom]

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

THE YEAR PASSES. THE EVENTS OF WHITE 2 OCCUR. SUBWAY REMAINS FAIRLY UNINVOLVED AND UNINTERESTING AT THIS POINT.



IT'S THE POSTGAME THAT ROCKS.

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[tsuntrader]

[...Nope nope nope he's retreating into the nearest room nope]

[50shadesofprotag]

[And then you get yelled at!]

Silver, they're gonna arrest me if you don't show them that you're alive!

[tsuntrader]

[...

...

Alright, alright. He'll throw his shirt on and head over to Hilda.

Hi cops, I'm alive, can you leave so I can go grab our first aid kit before I ruin another shirt?]

[50shadesofprotag]

Alright, alright, go wrap up your cuts.

Hey, shouldn't you cops be working on the city cleanup? I know that was like an hour ago but come on.

[They nod, begrudgingly, and leave, though it's clear they have many more questions they'd like to ask. But it;s neither the time or place.


Hilda turns around with a grin.]

Alright, while you're bandaging up, think up a couple of date spots! I'm still brainstorming, myself.

[tsuntrader]

[...] I didn't agree to this. [But before he can say more, he goes to get bandages!]

[50shadesofprotag]

C'mon, it'll be fun. I was gonna ask you out anyway.

[tsuntrader]

...Why me? [QUICK HILDA, CHANNEL YOUR INNER DATING SIM PROTAG]

[50shadesofprotag]

[>Silver seems uneasy...

>"You're my soul mate."
>"Shut up and marry me!"
>"You're so totally metal."
>"Don't worry about it."]

You're the one guy I've ever met that can run with me at the right pace. You're the guy I don't have to take care of constantly, or drag along. You're the only one I've ever known that could take me along for an exciting ride.

You're my equal. In every way, I see you directly eye-to-eye. You're not someone for me to protect and guard, and I'm not someone below you. And I can't say that about anyone else.

[tsuntrader]

[...He doesn't respond, but he looks thoughtful as he starts bandaging his right arm.

Her equal... Yeah, that's exactly what they are. They're equals. On the same page. In sync. He doesn't feel like he needs to protect Hilda either. Kind of like Gold, but at the same time really different...]

...So what do you do on a date?

[50shadesofprotag]

Something really awesome. Because we're better at everything else, might as well have a super metal first date.

[tsuntrader]

[...Thanks Hilda. That tells him a lot.]

[50shadesofprotag]

[It's okay, she has no idea either.

This is why they're perfect.]

We could climb to the top of the White Tree and spend the night up there looking at stuff.







Or until I get bored and think of something better.

[tsuntrader]

...Isn't that something we would do anyway? [It does sound pretty cool, but...]

[50shadesofprotag]

Maybe! But this time we can approach it like a date. And we can have a meaningful quiet moment for it and stuff. And then say stupid gushy things at each other.

And then I'll punch you in the face to try and start a fistfight, and you won't hit me because you think you're some kind of gentleman or something. So then I'll hit you again and then kiss the bruise I leave or something like that.

[tsuntrader]

...You're complaining about the fact that I won't hit you?

[50shadesofprotag]

Yes.

[It seems like she'll leave it at that, but]

You'll fight any guy that comes your way, but a girl hits you and you won't hit her back. Totally not cool.

[tsuntrader]

There's a difference.

[50shadesofprotag]

No there's not. Are you saying that girls are too gentle and delicate and weak to be able to take a punch? That men should always consider themselves too strong to actually hit them?

[tsuntrader]

It's not that. I know a plenty of girls that are stronger than me.

[50shadesofprotag]

Then why won't you hit me?

[tsuntrader]

You're not stupid and I don't have to protect anyone from you.

[50shadesofprotag]

You won't even hit me for fun?

[tsuntrader]

For fun?

[50shadesofprotag]

Yeah, for fun! Just a good ol' fashioned tussle. Wrasslin's fun.

[tsuntrader]

[...That sounds like what he and Gold do...]

I thought we were talking about dates, not fighting.