50shadesofprotag: (And I'm ready and I'm willing)
Hilda!! (トウコ!!) ([personal profile] 50shadesofprotag) wrote in [community profile] cambox2013-04-29 03:31 pm

MORE UNOVA-AU STUFF

HILDA HAS MADE HER GLORIOUS RETURN

GOLD HAS APPEARED



THE SUBWAY HAS BEEN VERY RELAXED AND QUIET, BUT HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO LAST WITH THESE TWO RECENTLY ARRIVING IN UNOVA?
passthestation: (Dammit Jackie let me go bitch!)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're fucking shitting me.

Are there times when your crotch gets hard and stiff? Because it's supposed to. It's supposed to do that fairly regularly.
tsuntrader: (Hmph.)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Oh, there's another word for that.

The answer is yes, but he doesn't really pay attention to it.

The answer he'll give is an uncomfortable nod. This isn't exactly a comfortable topic for him...]
passthestation: (Floofy coat)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Okay good. A wet dream is when that happens in your sleep, and you blow your load without waking up.

Basically what I'm saying, Silver, is don't date her once you think you'd have sex with her and not anything else.
tsuntrader: (what in the world-)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
...Got it. [Why are we having this conversation gross--]
passthestation: (Default)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Love's a great feeling. Once you feel it for the first time, you'll "get it". The whole thing. I can't ascribe words to it, but I can say it's a happiness better than sex and sweeter than ice cream.

If you start feeling it, that's when you should go for it, even if you don't entirely understand yet. Most of the time, you won't regret it.

[He says, ignoring the fact that he isn't even following his own advice.]
tsuntrader: (You have something on your face)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Do you have someone you love?
passthestation: (You're a good kid Jackie)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Ramses opens his mouth and inhales as if to answer...

...Before turning into a drivethru.]


Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, or banana milkshake?
tsuntrader: (...oh)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[...That's definitely a sufficient distraction.]

Strawberry.
passthestation: (There it goes!)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like two strawberry milkshakes, and an order of fully loaded fries.

[He'll place the order, roll up to the window, and pass Silver his milkshake!]
tsuntrader: Lommy drew this! (like not!dad like not!son)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Silver is completely unashamed about devouring his milkshake as quickly as possible. It's sweet and delicious and great and it cannot possibly enter his mouth quickly enough.

Ramses, you are his favorite person right now.]
passthestation: (Pouty face)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Ramses will park, then! Park so he can open that box of fries. It is covered in chili and cheese and condiments and it smells excellent - the real reason Ramses stopped here.]

...It's Isadore.
tsuntrader: (You have something on your face)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[...He stops drinking his milkshake. He carefully pries himself away from his strawto turn and look at Ramses.]

He knows that, right? [Ramses and Isadore are really close. Some of their conversations fly over his head, but he still knows that for sure. It would make sense for the two of them to be together.]
passthestation: (Pouty face)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
I think so. It'd be pointless lip service if I had to say it, as often as we make love.

[He says "have sex" with nearly everything else, but nope, that's not how it is with Isadore.]
tsuntrader: (☾ no you.)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Make... love...

...You know what, nevermind.]
Say it anyway. [If nothing else, he at least knows that people can be really, really dense.

...Himself included.]
passthestation: (You're my wingman now Raichu)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, you're probably right. Isadore's kind of a moron, isn't he...
tsuntrader: (You have something on your face)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no way it can hurt, either.
passthestation: (Pouty face)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, you're probably right.

[Logically sound, but hyper-focusing on what could possibly go wrong suuuucks!]
tsuntrader: (Hmph.)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he's right, that means you'll do it, right

right

don't pull a Gold and Crys on him ok]
passthestation: (Pouty face)

[personal profile] passthestation 2013-04-30 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll try! He probably will, with awkward results. He'll be annoyed at how surprised Isadore is, for sure...]
tsuntrader: (Whatever.)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2013-04-30 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good.

Back to inhaling his milkshake.]