MORE UNOVA-AU STUFF

[50shadesofprotag]

HILDA HAS MADE HER GLORIOUS RETURN

GOLD HAS APPEARED



THE SUBWAY HAS BEEN VERY RELAXED AND QUIET, BUT HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO LAST WITH THESE TWO RECENTLY ARRIVING IN UNOVA?

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[passthestation]

You're fucking shitting me.

Are there times when your crotch gets hard and stiff? Because it's supposed to. It's supposed to do that fairly regularly.

[tsuntrader]

[Oh. Oh, there's another word for that.

The answer is yes, but he doesn't really pay attention to it.

The answer he'll give is an uncomfortable nod. This isn't exactly a comfortable topic for him...]

[passthestation]

Okay good. A wet dream is when that happens in your sleep, and you blow your load without waking up.

Basically what I'm saying, Silver, is don't date her once you think you'd have sex with her and not anything else.

[tsuntrader]

...Got it. [Why are we having this conversation gross--]

[passthestation]

...Love's a great feeling. Once you feel it for the first time, you'll "get it". The whole thing. I can't ascribe words to it, but I can say it's a happiness better than sex and sweeter than ice cream.

If you start feeling it, that's when you should go for it, even if you don't entirely understand yet. Most of the time, you won't regret it.

[He says, ignoring the fact that he isn't even following his own advice.]

[tsuntrader]

[...]

Do you have someone you love?

[passthestation]

[Ramses opens his mouth and inhales as if to answer...

...Before turning into a drivethru.]

Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, or banana milkshake?

[tsuntrader]

[...That's definitely a sufficient distraction.]

Strawberry.

[passthestation]

I'd like two strawberry milkshakes, and an order of fully loaded fries.

[He'll place the order, roll up to the window, and pass Silver his milkshake!]

[tsuntrader]

[Silver is completely unashamed about devouring his milkshake as quickly as possible. It's sweet and delicious and great and it cannot possibly enter his mouth quickly enough.

Ramses, you are his favorite person right now.]

[passthestation]

[Ramses will park, then! Park so he can open that box of fries. It is covered in chili and cheese and condiments and it smells excellent - the real reason Ramses stopped here.]

...It's Isadore.

[tsuntrader]

[...He stops drinking his milkshake. He carefully pries himself away from his strawto turn and look at Ramses.]

He knows that, right? [Ramses and Isadore are really close. Some of their conversations fly over his head, but he still knows that for sure. It would make sense for the two of them to be together.]

[passthestation]

I think so. It'd be pointless lip service if I had to say it, as often as we make love.

[He says "have sex" with nearly everything else, but nope, that's not how it is with Isadore.]

[tsuntrader]

[Make... love...

...You know what, nevermind.] Say it anyway. [If nothing else, he at least knows that people can be really, really dense.

...Himself included.]

[passthestation]

...Yeah, you're probably right. Isadore's kind of a moron, isn't he...

[tsuntrader]

There's no way it can hurt, either.

[passthestation]

...Yeah, you're probably right.

[Logically sound, but hyper-focusing on what could possibly go wrong suuuucks!]

[tsuntrader]

[If he's right, that means you'll do it, right

right

don't pull a Gold and Crys on him ok]

[passthestation]

[He'll try! He probably will, with awkward results. He'll be annoyed at how surprised Isadore is, for sure...]

[tsuntrader]

[Good.

Back to inhaling his milkshake.]