MORE UNOVA-AU STUFF

[50shadesofprotag]

HILDA HAS MADE HER GLORIOUS RETURN

GOLD HAS APPEARED



THE SUBWAY HAS BEEN VERY RELAXED AND QUIET, BUT HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO LAST WITH THESE TWO RECENTLY ARRIVING IN UNOVA?

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[tsuntrader]

[Yes yes yes Morty you're such a br- wait]

Hilda, I found that N guy you were looking for. [...] And I don't have any way to get to Johto.

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[50shadesofprotag]

You found N? Woo!

[50shadesofprotag]

[...]

...Is he still capable of human speech or does he just bark at you?

[She's... she's worried in her own way...]

[tsuntrader]

[...??]

He speaks just fine. He's a little weird, but he's pretty cool.

[50shadesofprotag]

Okay good, I was worried he'd go feral...

[tsuntrader]

...Why would he go feral? [Hilda you're so weird-]

[50shadesofprotag]

Because his only friends are Pokémon and he didn't wait for me to go with him to wherever he decided to wander off to.

[tsuntrader]

[...] Whatever the case is, he's fine.

[50shadesofprotag]

Okay good then I'll see him when we get back.

[tsuntrader]

...You're not gonna see him first?

[50shadesofprotag]

He ran off! He can wait a month or two more. Besides, I'm sure he can hang out with Rosa, everyone likes her.

[tsuntrader]

Yeah. Even if she's weird.

I still have no way to get there.

[50shadesofprotag]

Morty bought me two boat tickets.

Don't worry, like always, I got connections.

[tsuntrader]

[!!!

HONCHKROW Honchkrow we need to get to Castelia like by yesterday okay]

I'm in.

[50shadesofprotag]

Alright! You and me are gonna tear through that place! Heck yeah!

[tsuntrader]

Yeah. It's gonna be great.

[He's missed Johto. He's missed it a lot...]

[50shadesofprotag]

Alright alright, I'm hanging up, I'm waiting at the dock in the meantime!

[tsuntrader]

[Yes okay he's not even saying goodbye

He takes a couple of detours to grab a few of his Pokémon (namely Kingdra) from home (and to leave dads a quick note saying be back in a couple of months I'm going to Johto or something) and to grab some junk food and Casteliacones, but it's still not long before he's at the docks!]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Meanwhile Hilda is on the phone! She's chatting with someone...]

--No I know he'll give you that sad puppy face, but it doesn't matter! Just do me a solid and keep an eye on him. No, he should be able to take care of himself, he's just really lonely. ...No I really wouldn't recommend taking him into the studio, I'm sure he'll start a fight with the people there about making the Pokémon work under hot studio lights or something dumb. ... Well yes he always has a point but the point is that he can't be so absolute about things anymore--

[tsuntrader]

[...You okay there, Hilda?

Need a minute?

Okay. He'll wait for her to either finish or notice him, then...]

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[50shadesofprotag]

[It's only going further on and the voice on the other end of the line is clearly Rosa.]

--No I am not trying to sound like his mother. Or his sister. What? Gross, no I don't want to date him! That'd be like dating It's Bacon. My Emboar. My Emboar's real name is It's Bacon. Well shush, I thought it was hilarious and he thinks it's funny enough.

Anyway I gotta go, I'm gonna miss the departure time for this boat and I don't trust myself not to drop my phone in the water.

[Rosa fusses! Hilda just hangs up.]

Nosy little--

[50shadesofprotag]

--Oh, hey Silver. Ready to go?

[tsuntrader]

[...What was that all about?

Well, whatever. He holds out a Casteliacone for her.]

Yep. [Weavile says hi!!]

[50shadesofprotag]

Ooh, thanks!

[Delicious ice cream! And head scritches for you, Weavile.]

Let's go catch our boat!

[tsuntrader]

You're welcome. [SILVER joined the party! Lead the way, Hilda!]