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[you princess

but fine that's okay

Is it comfortable to lay on a coffin?]

[There's no way he can say "you don't feel like a coffin" is there

okay you don't feel like a completely solid object how about that

you're comfy like a soft mattress]

[okay weirdo

goodnight silver

dusty is gonna curl up in your arms]

[Yeah sure

Sneasel's gonna come out and sleep on Boobro too

this. This is nice.]

[wow what a pile

yeah okay]

[You like it

g'night]

[there is an overly friendly old man prodding your body, son

with his cane

seriously prOD PROD PROD]

Five more minutes...

[...huh what

an old man? what-]

Who are you?

[an old person of course

prod prod get up

"Up up, young man! You're sleeping the day away! And besides that, you're laying on my Teddiursa's tree!"

the itty bitty bear peeks outs from the old man with a curious look on her face]

[Huh what wh- oh. Uh.

Hi Teddiursa yes he's getting up and brushing himself off-]

Sorry.

[excuse her she's going to climb up the tree to get her honey

thank you

dusty thinks she might want to make friends with this bear hello there

"That's fine, that's fine! The real question is why are you sleeping out here, young man, when you could have used the Pokémon Center?" Hmph! "It's there for a reason!"]

[...Que]

What about the Pokémon Center?

[(be careful dusty)]

["Hmph, hmph! You can sleep there the night for free, since you're a traveling trainer! You're quite lacking in experience, young man." he chuckles, tapping his cane on the ground

boobro thinks this guy's an old coot can they go--

"I will take you under my wing!"

fuck]

[You... You can?

...This guy's an old coot big bro, can we-

fuck]

Thank you, but we're in a bit of a rush-

Edited 2013-07-27 01:53 (UTC)

["Nonsense, nonsense! You have time to humor an old man, don't you young man? What's your name?"

the teddiursa is going to drip some honey onto dusty's head

and laugh

cutely

... dusty thinks she's cute!!!]

[Boobro help

okay no uh-]

Silver.

[He's going to regret this isn't he]

["Well, well! It's nice to meet you, young man. Where shall we begin? Certainly you know much about training Pokémon, though I've never seen this big one before..." he peers at boobro, who peers back. old coot. "I suppose we'll start by going into down. Teddiursa! Come on, girl, we're showing them around."

as soon as the teddiursa is on his shoulder, the old man is zooming off

what]

[What... Uh

he can't move that fast...

...

Is this our chance to make a run for it]

[yes--

"Young man, young man! You're too slow! My, I forgot I had these Running Shoes on..."

he's back and grabbing silver's arm

"Return your Pokémon at once!"]

Edited 2013-07-27 02:28 (UTC)

[Running... what?

...Alright alright get back in your balls for a bit guys-]

[and they're off

seriously it takes like three seconds and they're in the middle of cherrygrove city

nevermind that it was RIGHT FUCKING THERE but you know

there is a Pokémon Center in front of them, and some odd cheerful music begins to play

"Now, now! This is a Pokémon Center! People like you, young man, are able to stay here for free - this includes bedding, food, and whatever else usually costs people a fortune! Hmph." the teddiursa is not bothered at all by the old man's speed, but will brush down silver's hair. "You should stay in a building like this while you're near a town, young man, instead of sleeping outside."

are you ready to move on]

[But it was nice out, and-

Y...es. Yes, he is ready to move on. Do you mind if he pets you, Teddiursa?

...Do Pokémon Centers realy have all of those things? Aren't they just for sick and injured Pokémon?...]

[she doesn't mind at all

ZOOM OFF once more

in front of a mart now

"See here, see here! This is a Pokémon Mart, or a Pokémart for short! Trainers can buy a ton of things for their Pokémon here! Why don't you have a look inside, young man? I'm sure you'll find it interesting."]

[...He should, shouldn't he

he barely even has any supplies what was he thinking

but he shakes his head and keeps petting Teddiursa]

I can look through it later, but thank you.

[suit yourself

onward to the next!

it's the sea

"As you can see, this is the sea!" the old man chortles. "A friend of mine used to say that, young man. There are many Pokémon that live in these waters, and perhaps even further past the horizon. Cherrygrove may be a city, but you musn't forget the natural sights, you mustn't!"

there really isn't too much to see here. sure, it's bigger than new bark, but it's nothing notable.]