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[illegalmarriage]

let's do the thing again

Comments

[illegalteendad]

What, I'm not a warm or cute enough dog for you? You wound me, Silver.

[illegalmarriage]

...You said you're a warm cute dog, not me. [You

you get a kiss on the cheek for that sass yes]

[illegalteendad]

[aw yeah]

Bein' compared to a dog ain't so bad. [.... the thought of a leash ain't so bad either but he doesn't wanna freak silver out] I mean, they're loyal and everyone loves them, so.

[illegalmarriage]

Should I start giving you treats?

[illegalteendad]

[yES WAIT

FUCK

UM

DON'T don't appear excited nope appear the opposite of excited--]

Are you that fond of gettin' bit?

[illegalmarriage]

You bite me all the time anyway.

Maybe I should put you on a leash and make you heel.

[illegalteendad]

[oh no

oh nooooo he knows this feeling

his face is getting hot and actually maybe it's just the puppy yeah the puppy is warm so he's getting warm yeah that's totally it]

Yeah, ha, no, look there's the center c'mon let's get this pup a check up.

[illegalmarriage]

[Oh yes Pokémon Center good yeah lets go

is the puppy doing okay

...are you okay?]

[illegalteendad]

[THE PUPPY SEEMS TO BE DOING OKAY

I AM OKAY TOO

YUP PERFECTLY FINE

NOTHIN WRONG AT ALL

totally cool uh huh]

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[...Maybe I should hold onto him for a bit you're seriously acting w...

...

oh.

Oh.]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah he's taking the puppy and walking ahead thank you]

[illegalteendad]

[SORRY HE DIDN'T THINK HE HAD IT EITHER OKAY

IT WAS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE

didn't andy say something about a muzzle last night or something--]

[illegalmarriage]

[Haybe he really should get him a muzzle

...nah

into the Pokémon center--!]

[illegalteendad]

[he'd say less embarrassing things if you did

though it'd be a more embarrassing sight in return--

yes yes into the center think about something that'll cool you down um um actually feraligatr can he have a little water before they go in]

[illegalmarriage]

[Sure Gold

water fountain, Feraligatr style-]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah thanks big guy--

okay let's go see puppy's check up]

[illegalmarriage]

[yes let's go

do you want to do the talking or should he]

[illegalteendad]

[he's got this don't worry

he'll just explain how they found him and say that the puppy ate this morning but they'd still like a check up yeah no problem at all]

[illegalmarriage]

[Good

they'll be careful with him right

yes

fuss fuss-]

[illegalteendad]

[they know what they're doin it's okay i bet you can even go into the back and watch them do the check up if you want

he might appreciate havin someone he knows in there anyway]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yes he is going to do that like right now

gonna go check on puppy

gonna go watch puppy-

[illegalteendad]

[what a worrywart

...

...

exbro go back there with him okay

okay]

[illegalmarriage]

[Feraligatr's coming too

hi guys

Exbro you've been here before more than him right things are gonna be okay right]

[illegalteendad]

[so gold is left alone that's fine you losers--

yes things will be okay

usually gold's mom gives us check ups or professor elm does them every now and then but it's kinda the same thing except they have a pretty white room for it and these really cold metal things they press against your fur and stuff it's not fun but it's fine]

[illegalmarriage]

[Like a doctor's appointment

be strong, puppy, be strong]