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[Peppers. Okay.

...How about some Figy berries? He has those on him, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah he does. Figy berry omelette. Sounds delicious.

[Yeah, sounds delicious. Give him a piece of one he wants to see how spicy it is.]

[They are super fresh and moderately spicy. Not super spicy, not just a spicy flavoring, but a nice middle ground.

Are you done yet? He'd really love to crack this egg open.]

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[Mmmmmm.

Yes good. Give him a berry to munch on actually--

Yeah, sure let's get to crackin'.

Unbeknownst to them, the heat in the kitchen is helping to speed the hatching of the egg. What a surprise it'll be.]

[Not to mention Gold's egg powers.

He cracks the egg open perfectly and holds it out over the...

You're not an egg.

You're a Pidgey.]

[That's not an egg.

That's a Pidgey.

Let's not hold it over the stove, Silver.]

Well, that's some bad luck. [Chirrup! Hi Mama. The one with the red hair. Mama.]

[Right. Not over the stove. Uh.

...Why is it looking at me like that, Gold?]

Do we have another one?

[Hell if I know.]

Nope.

[Are you telling me that we're stuck with a baby instead of some delicious egg meal-]

At least Gyarados will be happy.

What? No way. Eggs are one thing, but a little baby? Have a heart.

[Look at those eyes, Silver.

That Pidgey is giving him such loving eyes.

Come on, Mama.]

Pidgey are food, Gold. Not...

[...Why. Why are you looking at him like that.

With those big eyes.

Why- oh no. Oh no you don't. You are going to be a meal and you're gonna li...

...Gold what do I do now I can't do it]

[See it's harder to eat the bird now that it's hatched.

See.]

I think he likes you. Looks like you're a mama, Silver, and so young! Ha.

[He?

...Hang on little baby Pidgey, he's gotta hold you up for a second...]

He looks kinda sickly anyway.

That's 'cause he needs to eat, that's all. You wanna eat somethin' spicy?

[-- SPICY spicy!!! Chirrup chirrup chirrup!

It does have some weird eyes though.

Weirdly keen golden eyes.]

[Well they were gonna eat you along with these Figy berries, but uh.

...We can just. Give you the Figy berries instead. Here, try one...]

[Mmmm yes delicious he eats them all.

All. Of. Them. Seems he likes to eat.]

See? He's fine. Pretty spirited too. You've got nothin' to worry about, Mama.

Who says I'm taking care of him? [He came out of your dumb egg, Gold. He's got more important things to train than a spoiled meal.]

[And Gold's got time?

Don't answer that.]

Come on, dude, look at him. You're the first one he saw comin' out of the egg and trust me that means you're pretty much stuck. There's a reason I gotta offer the eggs to the trainers that own the Pokémon it came from.

He saw you too, didn't he? [Great...] I'm not responsible if Gyarados mistakes him for some other Pidgey and eats him.

You worry too much. Togebo had that unique face, Pibu had that tuft of hair... And I guess this Pidgey's got those pretty eyes. [Not too noticeable at all.

Hmm.]

Oh, I got it! Let's get him a pair of goggles!

...How about a scarf? ...Or a little ribbon?

They'll get in the way when he's flyin'. Goggles are fool-proof and a chick magnet.

He's not even big enough to wear goggles.

We'll give him little goggles. Want some, little dude? Just like mine.

[Tap tap! The Pidgey seems interested in them.]

[They... make tiny goggles?... Well, in that case-]

Okay.

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