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[feistytrader]

hi I am a musebox post made with the intent of threading things

cool beans

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[illegalmarriage]

Of course I'm in Team Rocket. Why wouldn't I-

[The door flies open.

"Boss Jr! I brought you-"

The grunt pauses upon the sight of Gold and the scene in the room. "Oh, are you busy? I can-"]

It's fine. What's that smell?

[reversesun]

Is that pasta? Oh, dude, nah come in we ain't busy at all. Just hangin' out.

[paaasta give it here.

like he likes his spicy and all but this'll be cool too.]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Pasta...]

...Whatever it is, you're forgiven. [Now give me that pasta.

"Oh, no! I wasn't late this time, Boss Jr! I just wanted to share this with you."

Yes thank you give it here

he is going to eat this pasta immediately without a second thought

you get none gold ripoff]

[reversesun]

[what.

oh heck no c'mon give him some!!!

aibo--

oh aibo is caught well darn.]

They do this for you? Lucky. I'm out pretty much all the time or stuck to Crys's hip, so I ain't got the time to accept any presents. I'm huuuuungry.

[yeah, he's whining.

huuuungry.]

[illegalmarriage]

Should have thought of that before you broke my TVs.

[Loser.]

[reversesun]

[...]

Y'know, we've got a lot in common! We've got Pokémon, a pedigree, and a liking of pasta. So let's set aside the super contrasting differences and the seriously weird situation we've got and enjoy the last of those commons together!

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[illegalmarriage]

[He shoves his mouth full of as much spaghetti he can cram into it...

And then he flips Gold off with his spare hand.]

[reversesun]

You're as bad as Crys! She did the same thing to me when I wanted some of her breakfast this morning! You two'll get along swimmingly!

[aiboooo come heeere stop wrestling with the weasel cat and help him ooout]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah why don't you go help your trainer you're obviously too much of a pussy to fight him for any longer right

fight me Aibo ripoff]

Get your own food, squirt. You know, outside of my office.

[reversesun]

For the last time, it's my office!

[he will help gold by throwing himself at silver's plate yeah

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND




MAYBE]

[illegalmarriage]

[Excuse freaking you you wanna fight

bring it on shorty you ruined his TVs and wasted half of his food he is ruining you]

[reversesun]

[THIS IS REALLY BAD YOU'RE HEAVY AND TALL AND HE'S GOING TO DUCK UNDER SILVER'S-- UNDER HIS DESK.

sure he's trapped but.

you know.]

Nice job, Aibo, but wastin' all that food was a seriously bad move! [i know!!! i'm finding that out!!

and the monkey will scratch at silver and weavile if they get any closer yeah]

[illegalmarriage]

What do you want, squirt? [God dammit he's gonna have to use his back up office--]

[reversesun]

I want you to hook me up with some pasta, dude, since the grunts'll listen to you that mean you ain't lyin' and you're too tall to be the geek I usually pick fights with. This definitely ain't the way I thought my day'd go.

[illegalmarriage]

You ruined my office. The only thing you should be eating is pavement.

[reversestar]

[Haha guys what's going..........

Why are there two dumb boys in her office. Actually, why did no one give her the time of day or an ounce of respect on the way to her office.]

Excuse me?

[illegalmarriage]

[...Is that Crys

Great that's exactly what he needed-

wait she's also small

dammit]

Real cute. This guy's your responsibility, right? Get him out of here. You're lucky he didn't ruin my paperwork. I'm taking the damage to my office out of both of your paychecks.

[reversesun]

Paychecks? You mean our allowances? Nah man, up yours.

[not in the position to talk!!

seriously not a position to talk.

hi crys.]

Sup Crys.

[reversestar]

[Shut up, Gold. The adults are talking......


Wow.]

You're... Silver, right? You really are a dork...

[illegalmarriage]

...Yeah? Is there a problem?

[reversesun]

You're a problem! See Crys? You let the weed go loose for a while and it spreads its roots!

[by which he means HE'S TRYIN TO SAY HE'S THE HEEEIR AND LIKE THERE'S TRUTH TO IT CAUSE THE GRUNTS LISTEN TO HIM BUT THEY'RE HEIRS AND HE'S BEING MEAN AND NOT SHARING PASTA AND see the pasta is on the ground please help your step bro is in a pickle]

[reversestar]

[He's a dork and he's tall and kind of cute and he's apparently Team Rocket and

doki freaking doki.

Hahaha, was anyone talking? Was something being said?? Nope. Crystal just kind of raises her clipboard to cover her face and... heehee.]

...No problems with that! I'm sorry about Gold. He's always a handful. He never listens to me and he's the dumbest step-brother I've never ever wanted.

[illegalmarriage]

[...?]

If he's always like this, I'm sorry you have to put up with him.

[This... Really does sound like Crys. ...Kind of. A harsher Crys?...]

[reversesun]

[those joke tags were real DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HIIIIM!!!

gold is so disgruntled looking.

no.

he will kick silver's knee if he makes his step-sister fall in love with him no no no o-o-o-ooooo.]

... Why don'tcha shut your trap and help me out, huh? I'll listen to you for a full hour if you do.