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That's right! You and Crys are the dumb heirs to Team Rocket, your moms are the leaders, Green's some weirdo executive or something that keeps bugging Blue, and I'm one of the four heroes that kick your butts!

[Sometimes.

Kind of.

Man Gold's tough, but at least he's not alone...]

[what a role reversal]

You sure are a hotshot. Heir, huh? Not bad, not bad - in position anyway. The only thing I'd wanna do on that desk is-- [nO DON'T

OKAY GOOD YOU DIDN'T SAY SOMETHING WEIRD

silver heheheheh]

Wanna see somethin' that'll blow your mind?

[...Okay yeah, there's definitely something wrong with him.

See something that will- he doesn't mean that literally, does he?

Well, he has Sneasel, so things should be okay. Yeah.]

Sure?

[cool

theeeen

togebro!!!

yeah that airplane pokemon

look at him

wowza

togebro is so confused at tiny silver tho the hell do you have his bud on you or anything like that cause he and that guy've gotta rule the skies and shit]

Betcha've never seen anythin' like him, right? Takes a good trainer to get 'em to this form. [... he'll never disclose how long it took him, of course]

[Whoa. What is that thing?

...It looks kinda mean. Just like Gold...]

Yeah, so what? I know you care about your own Pokémon. It's everyone else's that you couldn't give a Ratatta's ass about.

[...No seriously though what the hell is that thing since when do you have some weird bird thing-]

What? Man, I'm even more of a jerk than usual. [what a punk this little dude sounds like]

All Pokémon're important, and I know you're gonna say it's bull that me of people is sayin', but I got news for you: I ain't the kid you're used to. I'm Gold of New Bark, hero of Johto and sweeter than sugar at sixteen.

[togebro is returning himself did you really]

More like Gold of Loserville, ruiner of Johto and even stupider at sixteen.

I'm not sure what you're up to, but there's no way I'm falling for it, okay? Give it a rest.

[you're such a punk

hmmm

there ain't a single way to prove otherwise, not really, but whatever he'll lean down a little to stare at sneasel

forget the punk time for pokemon]

Hey, you know what's up, right? You can tell I ain't the punk you've been beatin' on for however long or whatever. [and he'll even dare to pet sneasel if he's given a good reaction]

[Yeah I can, you smell different

...Actually you smell weirdly like Silver what's your deal dude he's gonna come approach Gold and look him over curiously-

Wait no Sneasel what you doing

get back here what if he hurts you--]

S'alright, s'alright, I ain't gonna hurt him. He and I are pretty good buds sometime else.

[yeah yeah long story short:

we're dating

we hang out a lot cause of that it's really fun

also one day you're gonna have a cool as hell headdress it's sweet as i am]

[A headdress? Like a really big one? That's so cool-

so wait are you like actually a hero then

you know what yeah I believe you you have a different feel to you

he is going back to Silver and relaying the message that this guy's legit

but Sneasel I-

what do you mean he's okay

...] So you're not actually Gold? Why didn't you say so? [That's a really dumb Gold disguise, if that's the case--

no no Silver he's another Gold I don't really get it either but--]

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Hey now, I am Gold. Just not the one you know. Think of it like... like a coin flip!

[it's a quick and easy demonstration hold on

yes good

heads]

So I got heads, but in another universe that would've been tails. You and I are totally role reversed where I'm from.

[... got it?? it's the easiest way he can explain this without boring and techy on silver]

[Other... universe.

Uh.

Is he serious?

...Riiiight.]

So you're crazy. Okay. Guess crazy's better than evil.

What, you ain't a fan of sci-fi? It's true! Crys's a hero too, and so're you. Now. You weren't really before. Kinda the heir of Team Rocket. But that's in the paaast so don't worry too much about it, kiddo, you ain't gotta sleep a wink on stuff like that.

[you believe him right sneasel]

[Heir... of Team Rocket? Him? But that means that...]

Dad would never lead Team Rocket. Dad's the best. [...Is he really telling the truth? The three of them are heroes? But-]

Hate to say it, but the one I know ain't that great of a guy. Mom, uh, likes him I guess, but ugh I swear if they're doin' anything I'll be sick.

[shhh just imagine it small punkver

heroes

all three of them

~~dating~~ friends]

[Gross.

...Or that would be his reaction if he wasn't preoccupied with thinking about his dad... As a Rocket boss. No. That's not his dad. His dad would never do that.

So it doesn't matter. ...Yeah.]

[he made little punkver go all quiet

...

holy hell that's actually refreshing is this how people feel when he stops talking?? fuck them]

Anyway, yeah, don't worry about it. I've got some tips and tricks I can teach you though if you're down with gettin' some special attention from a handsome guy like me.

[it is not as suggestive as it could possibly sound--

i mean you're like twelve right]

[...] Will it help me beat you up? ...You know, other you.

[Because if that's the case then his answer is yes, yes please, yes teach him everything.]

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Oh, definitely, I mean I pretty much always came out on top when kickin' heir you's ass but he's a pretty damn good battler. There's some cool things I can teach you about your partners too, probably.

[... his team's probably different than the silver he knows though

sneasel's a constant though]

[...Hero Gold is pretty cool...]

Dad taught me a lot, though. Is there really something else you could teach me?

[Here he should. Let his partners out then, huh.

Come on out Rhyhorn, come on out Phanpy-]

[damn straight he is better recognize kid--

is that a phanpy oh hell it's cute

look at its trunk oh man

hey little dude what's up

rhyhorn huh hmmm man what a kid....]

Well, that's one I ain't familiar with! Phanpy, Phanpy, Phanpy, that's a cool one to have. Bet your trunk's as strong as any Donphan's. You know anything about trade evolution? [hahahaha ahhh it's so cuuute]

You bet. He's the strongest and coolest Phanpy you'll ever meet.

[Said Phanpy is happily bumping into Silver- then into Gold. Looks like these guys can tell that Gold isn't bad, too.]

What was that about trade evolution?

[yeah, yeah, pokemon always know heyyy you guys are cool too]

Rhydon's got another evolution, it's pretty cool lookin' and hella strong. There's something or other you put on him and trade him around and bam! Rhyperior! A good bud to have when you're kickin' baddies to the ground.

[and using fissure on them

ah yes]

Sneasel's got a second evolution too, but it ain't connected to trades. You gotta get some kinda claw for him. So, your Phanpy's the only normal one. Guess this lesson's null and void though if your pop's already got to it.

[... it's so weird though you don't have a feraligatr or anything exbro would be so disappoint that he doesn't have his bro

in fact the typhlosion's pretty much pressed against the wall of his ball lookin for him aaand nope ahhhh ahhh ahhh]

[Fissure

One day he will master Fissure

he may or may not have a Fissure TM on him, in fact-]

You hear that, Sneasel and Rhyhorn? You guys are gonna be even stronger one day!

[I'm gonna have more feathers Silver it's gonna be great

Rhydon looks pretty proud of himself, too! He knew dad told him that there was something special about Rhydon, but he never imagined that it would evolve again...]

Edited 2013-11-14 22:28 (UTC)