cambox | (no subject)

Barkbro sounds dumb. Growly's simple, but it gets the job done.

[It was uh... This way. Yeah.]

I liked it better when you didn't try and name things. I mean, Drifty was one thing, and Dusty was already named and all, but Growly.

[are you sure]

Still better than Barkbro.

[I am absolutely sure don't question my sense of direction-]

Let's just call him Growlithe, then.

Edited 2013-11-13 04:53 (UTC)

Wow, no way, I'd rather have Growly than that. You've gotta given 'em names since you're takin' care of them and all - that's just common sense in a family. This pup's our kid.

[ain't you, growly barkbro gold jr? yeah you are]

...If you say so.

[Our kid. Really, Gold?]

[yes, really

it is their kid

their puppy child

(whooo is a cuuutie you are yes you aaare)]

So, Gold Jr.?

Not a chance, dummy.

[Alright alright fine

I guess if we're going to have a puppy child this one will have to do

look at how freaking cute he is after all-]

[yes exactly NOW LET HIM NAME HIM GOLD JR, DAMMIT]

Aw, come on sweetie. [yes, he's gonna get sweet on silver discreet kisses and all] It ain't a bad name, you know, and I've always wanted a kid named after me. What's better than a Growlithe?

Name one of your own Pokémon Gold Jr., not the puppy.

[I don't see a classy café

...Whatever, might as well keep heading in uh

this direction yeah sure there's a cafe over here]

The puppy's one of my Pokémon, he's just yours too. Why not Tiger?

[yeah sure whatever

what cafe is it]

That's even worse than Barkbro.

[Not sure but let's check it out any...way...

...Why does everyone have roller skates on-]

Is not...

[... what's with all the roller skates

at least ~~growly~~ ~~barkbro~~ ~~gold jr.~~ puppy likes it tailwagtailwagtailwag]

And here I thought we were on a roll. You think they'll give us something to eat?

[no

just a dudebro checkin them out

like there's something wrong with them]

What's your problem?

[Oh my god can they just go to café not douchebags that will actually sell them food god dammit-]

["You..."

and gold tenses up cause yeah what punks--

"Need skates! You two aren't natives at all, are ya? Here - I'll buy you some if you promise to use them while you're in Lumiose. It's the easiest way to get around the city other than a bike from Cygalle!"

-- oh]

... Can we get some food first?

[maybe??]

[No, no food

only skates now here put them on right now]

[oh

but i have a skateboard

skateboards are cooler than roller skates--]

[Nope covering boyfriend's mouth shut up and take the skates Gold

say anything about skates and they'll just get offended and rude again-]

[fine fine

what are these wheelies???

...

silver SILVER THEY JUST SNAP ONTO YOUR SHOES

DUDE THAT IS SO COOL LOOK LOOK]

[...That is really freaking cool

...Wait Gold I uh

I've never worn skates before-]

[s'okay they're easy

probably

not that much different than a skateboard right??? just attached to your feet

here puppy stay on the table i'm gonna help your ma get used to skATES okay no skates are harder than thought

it's ok tho skater bros will help out balance!! balance is key!! stay calm and practice standing!]