BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[howdoipokemon]

.........

[BLANK... STARING.

HE... HAS NO IDEA what are you even doing weavile, what are those expressions and what are those gestures.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Alright, let's try again. This time, Silver does most of the gestures along with Weavile.]

You need to calm down [The two of them moves their hands down! Calm down!] because you always look like that [pointing at Weavile's expression!] or else you'll make your Pokémon [SAD FUSSY FACE FROM WEAVILE] think they've done something wrong.

[tsuntrader]

[...] And since he's spoiled, he mentioned food. [Hey. Hey. Rude, Silver.]

[howdoipokemon]

...How did you even know that?

[tsuntrader]

Body language. [Being with him since he was two helps.]

[howdoipokemon]

I didn't get anything like that out of it... that's amazing.

[tsuntrader]

Then pay more attention. You can figure it out eventually.

[howdoipokemon]

M...maybe. But I can't really act any better than this. I'm always like this.

[tsuntrader]

Say it like that and it's gonna be the truth. Anyone can change.

[Even stubborn fuzzy wolf gods can change. ...A little.]

[howdoipokemon]

...

[He has doubts about that...]

It's just my nature.

[Timid nature.]

[tsuntrader]

And? [Nope, no excuses.]

[howdoipokemon]

It's not something I can just change. I've always been anxious. I try to talk myself down from it, but it's hard not to think the way I do.

[tsuntrader]

Hard but not impossible. You're okay with talking to me right now, aren't you? [Given that you, you know. Don't look like a wet Meowth.]

[howdoipokemon]

Well... yeah... it's alright. But...

[He's still an anxious guy! Even now, he's wary!]

[tsuntrader]

But nothing. [Calm down, bro.]

[howdoipokemon]

...This is... me in the calmest state I get in.

[These are not shallow issues!]

[tsuntrader]

[wh- but- that-]



How do you survive?

[howdoipokemon]

........... I have no idea.

[tsuntrader]

You're worse than Jackie, and he doesn't even go outside... [How]

[howdoipokemon]

Jackie... is normal. He just... has a phobia. That's about it.

[tsuntrader]

He's afraid to go outside. [Outside.]

And you're afraid of everything.

[howdoipokemon]

...Yeah.

[You couldn't tell?]

[tsuntrader]

[He... Wh... How...

Why did you hire these guys again, dads? good god they're complete and total wrecks and- well Jackie makes sense because he's always here and that one guy is pretty much married to the job and-

No he is not justifying this how and why would you ever]

[howdoipokemon]

[Because no one else will.]

I just... do my best to get my job done. I try not to complicate things...

[tsuntrader]

[...N...Nod.] Can't judge you for that.