BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[50shadesofprotag]

I do. I caught and released a lot of Pokémon for the PokéDex.

[tsuntrader]

Do you know which ones you can catch here?

[50shadesofprotag]

Surf, you can find Wingull, Pelipper, Mantyke, and Spheal.

[That sounds a little frustrated because SHE HAS SEEN EVERY ONE OF THOSE A MILLION TIMES. The others... she thinks about for a bit.]

Wailmer, Remoraid, Shellder, Luvdisc - and their evolutions. I'm pretty sure that's everything here.

[tsuntrader]

[Wailmer, Wingull, Spheal, gotta check his dex for those ones. ...Oh, these can make good meals. Come here, Gyrados and Kyurem. You're chilling with us. (ba dum dum psh.) It's meal time.

...Mantyke.] I'm guessing Mantine and Cloyster aren't cool looking enough for you.

[50shadesofprotag]

Gyarados is literally the only water/flying type that works. Any others don't function well enough against electricity, and there's a ton of that in Unova.

[tsuntrader]

You're tellin' me. [Electric types. they're everywhere. Even in his backpack. Dammit Joltik.

He needs a ground type Pokémon so badly but more than six Pokémon but ground types-]

What about Cloyster? [Regardless, he's already fishing so he can feed his gigantic hungry Pokémon.]

[50shadesofprotag]

Bah.

[Is she... blushing?


...]

No. Just... no.

[tsuntrader]

[...?] You okay?

[50shadesofprotag]

It's... too embarrassing. No way. I won't have a Pokémon that's that hard to look at.

[tsuntrader]

...What are you talking about?

[50shadesofprotag]

It looks like lady-parts.

[She says it in a very annoyed tone, but her face is bright red so...]

I'm not carrying a crotch goblin on my team.

[tsuntrader]

[...Eeeeehhh?

You. You know what.]

Whatever you say. [Well whatever give him a bit to fish up food, and...

Well this is going to take a bit so-] You really can't think of one water type you'd like? Just one?

[50shadesofprotag]

[Thinking.

Thinking...






...Thinking...]

...Squirtle or Totodile. Sharpedo would be cool, but only if you can pull it out of the dreamworld, and that's a rare thing. Especially trying to get a female from there.

[So basically a water type that isn't easily accessible.]

[tsuntrader]

...Dreamworld? [Super Rod is starting to move a little...]

[50shadesofprotag]

[She opens her mouth to reply, but--]

Hey, you got a bite.

[tsuntrader]

[-Right, uh-- Reeling in, reeling in-

Oh, it's...

It's...

]

[50shadesofprotag]

Booo. 3/10. It'd be okay if its evolution didn't look like a stuffed animal!

[tsuntrader]

Picky. [C'mere, Kyurem. Don't make a mess.

AND SO, SOME GIANT POKEMON FEEDING LATER...]

[50shadesofprotag]

[Hilda has rejected every single one of those Pokémon.

And fed Kyurem the wailmer she catches. BITE MY ASS PETA PLASMA]

[tsuntrader]

[Gyarados gets some too.

But this... Has not helped their water Pokémon prob-]

Should I just trade one of my Pokémon to you? [Temporarily. For this. Not for good.]

[50shadesofprotag]

...Sure. That should work.

Do you have the Dive HM?

[tsuntrader]

...No. [Right that's a problem uh-]

[50shadesofprotag]

Gotcha covered.

[She'll pull it out of her TM case. Viola!]

And I know where the move deleter is, so make sure you make your Pokémon forget a move that isn't impossible to relearn.

[tsuntrader]

[Welp. That solves their prob...lems...]

...What are you talking about?

[50shadesofprotag]

In case your Pokémon have egg moves or something that they won't be able to be re-taught. Don't let them forget those.