BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[50shadesofnpc]

Cool. [Still, he can kind of feel that nervousness...]

...She's kinda like me. Doesn't get very worked up. [So don't worry about it too much, okay?]

[infinitegrin]

Well, yeah. I just haven't really been brought home for someone's parents, before, hahah.

[50shadesofnpc]

Ah, yeah.... [That would probably be weird. Well.... it will probably have to be done. So. No avoiding it.]

Sorry. [dffsf]

[infinitegrin]

It's okay! I'm not worried about it going wrong. It's just nerve-wracking, a little.

[Emmet still chuckles anxiously, and still tugs at his tie a bit...]

[50shadesofnpc]

[...]

It'll be fine. [Hilbert cuddles a bit closer, arranging himself so that his legs overlap on top of Emmet's a little. He's almost in his lap, this way...]

[infinitegrin]

[Oh... well! That's actually a very bold move, a lot bolder than Emmet would dare. At least, this soon. But, it does have Hilbert more directly facing him... he feels himself moving just a little closer, as though he wasn't thinking on it...]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Well, the twisty hug position was getting awkward, so he changed a little. Oops, unintentionally bold.

As it is, Hilbert doesn't really notice the leaning in yet, not consciously... ...what will you do, Emmet?]

[infinitegrin]

[He'll... he'll...

...Give... Hilbert a kiss on the bridge of his nose.]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Oh.



Oh. Well.

That was... nice...

(he's just gonna (not-so-)subtly hide his face in Emmet's jacket now gahfjdjk)]

[infinitegrin]

Ah hah hah...

[Y-you're so cute, Hilbert! Emmet'll just hug you, running his fingers through Hilbert's hair. Cutie pie...]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Mrrf.

Hilbert turns his head a little, though, so he's not muttering into Emmet's chest.]

Sorry. [Got embarrassed. dfgfdf]

[infinitegrin]

It's okay, don't be sorry! It's cute.

[50shadesofnpc]

[Cute......... ah... ... ... that's a new one.]

I'll get better at it. [Just hug him for now, he'll work up to it. This much is okay.

Hi, Joltik. You can sit on him, yeah. ....Is this going to slowly emolgamate amalgamate into a cuddle pile....?]

[infinitegrin]

It's okay! No rush. This is nice, too.

[He can sit and be cuddly! Emmet loves that sort of thing. Especially with his Joltik and--and Galvantula sweetie you can't just demand to sit in Emmet's lap we already have Hilbert there--okay fine you can rest your head on Hilbert's lap fine.

Archeops stop being jealous just sit on Emmet's shoulder.]]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Galvy!! And Archeops... aww, Archy. Hilbert has one of your species! She likes to be scratched under the chin... would you let him reach up and do that, Archy?]

[infinitegrin]

[Ohh maaaaan, Archeops loves that. She settles on Emmet's shoulder, leaning into scritches. From behind the couch slithers Eelektross, who curls up behind Emmet's head.]

Ah hah hah, it looks like they were getting jealous of you cuddling with me!

[50shadesofnpc]

[Oh whoa, hey, suddenly Eelektross.]

That so?... ... [Aww, guys.] It hasn't even been that long....

[infinitegrin]

They always join for cuddle time. I guess you're part of the pile, now! We're all down the same line--

[Oh hey the TV is exploding


Or rather, something in the movie is. Oh yeah. PI Brycen holds his love interest for the film close, and they exchange some sappy lines...]

[50shadesofnpc]

Well-- [--Ah, yes, right, movie.

Ah, yes, right, romantic subplot.......]

[infinitegrin]

[And they draw together, even closer, and kiss...

...As a volcano explodes behind them.




Emmet just has to turn his head and giggle at that. IT'S SO SILLY]

[50shadesofnpc]

[It doesn't help that it's Brycen. CAN'T..... UNSEE... STOIC GYM LEADER... DKJDGFFS]

Dramatic. [Yep, smothering snickers.]

[infinitegrin]

Hahah. I've never had a kiss that dramatic!

[50shadesofnpc]

Me either. [Duh.] It's kind of hard to recreate volcano explosions and moving musical scores.

[infinitegrin]

Hah! Definitely. Honestly, they're better when it's a quiet moment.

[50shadesofnpc]

Yeah, though that doesn't happen as often in movies, huh. [Nope... ...

That's something to remember, though. Emmet kissing preferences. Got it.]