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[50shadesofprotag]

HILDA HAS MADE HER GLORIOUS RETURN

GOLD HAS APPEARED



THE SUBWAY HAS BEEN VERY RELAXED AND QUIET, BUT HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO LAST WITH THESE TWO RECENTLY ARRIVING IN UNOVA?

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[passthestation]

[Into the car the uniform goes! Ramses gestures for Silver to get into the car, too.]

I'll get us milkshakes.

[He's not sure if he actually needs to bribe Silver to get him in the car, but the bribe is there anyway.]

[tsuntrader]

[But car th-

milkshakes

he's in, he's in--!]

[passthestation]

[Well that makes it all the clearer what the problem is. Ramses starts the car and off they can go!]

So she said she wants to date you?

[tsuntrader]

[...Should he be sharing this with Ramses?..]

...She brought me back to life, took me on a date to repay her, and told me she wants to be my girlfriend.

[passthestation]

...That girl, I swear. She has no smoothness or tact. What are your thoughts about her, so far?

[tsuntrader]

I trust her. She's one of my best friends.

[passthestation]

Do you think it's impossible to think anything more of her?

[tsuntrader]

I don't know.

[passthestation]

Then don't worry about it. Don't give her a yes until you think you return those feelings, but don't ignore the possibility.

But don't jump on the chance at the first wet dream you have of her, either.

[tsuntrader]

...Wet dream? [A dream where it's raining? Of a pool? Of the ocean?]

[passthestation]

Really? Emmet didn't talk to you at all about this? Ugh.

You're old enough, you have to have had it happen. It's where you get a boner in your sleep and wake up to ejaculate all over your sheets.

[tsuntrader]

[?

??

?...]

No.

[passthestation]

What the fuck? Never? Have you even had a boner before?

[tsuntrader]

[Okay, he understood ejaculate, but

boner...?]

[passthestation]

You're fucking shitting me.

Are there times when your crotch gets hard and stiff? Because it's supposed to. It's supposed to do that fairly regularly.

[tsuntrader]

[Oh. Oh, there's another word for that.

The answer is yes, but he doesn't really pay attention to it.

The answer he'll give is an uncomfortable nod. This isn't exactly a comfortable topic for him...]

[passthestation]

Okay good. A wet dream is when that happens in your sleep, and you blow your load without waking up.

Basically what I'm saying, Silver, is don't date her once you think you'd have sex with her and not anything else.

[tsuntrader]

...Got it. [Why are we having this conversation gross--]

[passthestation]

...Love's a great feeling. Once you feel it for the first time, you'll "get it". The whole thing. I can't ascribe words to it, but I can say it's a happiness better than sex and sweeter than ice cream.

If you start feeling it, that's when you should go for it, even if you don't entirely understand yet. Most of the time, you won't regret it.

[He says, ignoring the fact that he isn't even following his own advice.]

[tsuntrader]

[...]

Do you have someone you love?

[passthestation]

[Ramses opens his mouth and inhales as if to answer...

...Before turning into a drivethru.]

Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, or banana milkshake?

[tsuntrader]

[...That's definitely a sufficient distraction.]

Strawberry.

[passthestation]

I'd like two strawberry milkshakes, and an order of fully loaded fries.

[He'll place the order, roll up to the window, and pass Silver his milkshake!]

[tsuntrader]

[Silver is completely unashamed about devouring his milkshake as quickly as possible. It's sweet and delicious and great and it cannot possibly enter his mouth quickly enough.

Ramses, you are his favorite person right now.]

[passthestation]

[Ramses will park, then! Park so he can open that box of fries. It is covered in chili and cheese and condiments and it smells excellent - the real reason Ramses stopped here.]

...It's Isadore.