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[illegalmarriage]

let's do the thing again

Comments

[illegalteendad]

Whatcha think, papas? Do you think the little dude'll be able to take care of Rhydon?

[ummmm exbro has dealt with rhydon first paw and that is hard to say

being a fire type is tough you know]

[illegalmarriage]

[Feraligatr has stopped smiling at the thought

nnnnno Rhydon is super scary even as a water type

Kingdra's your go to girl for whipping him in shape but the rest of us have trouble too]

[illegalteendad]

[thanks for the votes of confidence, guys]

We'll see, we'll see. He's got a lotta growin' to do though.

[illegalmarriage]

Who says you get to keep him, anyway?

[illegalteendad]

What, do you wanna keep him?

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[...Maybe...]

[illegalmarriage]

I could use another loyal dog.

[Yes this is much less sappy ahem]

[illegalteendad]

[you ass]

You can take the heir out of position, but you can't change the way he grew up. I would've thought you'd be used to not havin' people at your every call and whim by now.

[illegalmarriage]

Yeah, yeah. [He's used to it now yes

it's kind of freeing really

but no more seriously-] I don't know. It would be nice to have a Pokémon that's... Warm. [No offense guys-] And he'd balance out my team.

[...] And he's really cute.

[illegalteendad]

What, I'm not a warm or cute enough dog for you? You wound me, Silver.

[illegalmarriage]

...You said you're a warm cute dog, not me. [You

you get a kiss on the cheek for that sass yes]

[illegalteendad]

[aw yeah]

Bein' compared to a dog ain't so bad. [.... the thought of a leash ain't so bad either but he doesn't wanna freak silver out] I mean, they're loyal and everyone loves them, so.

[illegalmarriage]

Should I start giving you treats?

[illegalteendad]

[yES WAIT

FUCK

UM

DON'T don't appear excited nope appear the opposite of excited--]

Are you that fond of gettin' bit?

[illegalmarriage]

You bite me all the time anyway.

Maybe I should put you on a leash and make you heel.

[illegalteendad]

[oh no

oh nooooo he knows this feeling

his face is getting hot and actually maybe it's just the puppy yeah the puppy is warm so he's getting warm yeah that's totally it]

Yeah, ha, no, look there's the center c'mon let's get this pup a check up.

[illegalmarriage]

[Oh yes Pokémon Center good yeah lets go

is the puppy doing okay

...are you okay?]

[illegalteendad]

[THE PUPPY SEEMS TO BE DOING OKAY

I AM OKAY TOO

YUP PERFECTLY FINE

NOTHIN WRONG AT ALL

totally cool uh huh]

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[...Maybe I should hold onto him for a bit you're seriously acting w...

...

oh.

Oh.]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah he's taking the puppy and walking ahead thank you]

[illegalteendad]

[SORRY HE DIDN'T THINK HE HAD IT EITHER OKAY

IT WAS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE

didn't andy say something about a muzzle last night or something--]

[illegalmarriage]

[Haybe he really should get him a muzzle

...nah

into the Pokémon center--!]

[illegalteendad]

[he'd say less embarrassing things if you did

though it'd be a more embarrassing sight in return--

yes yes into the center think about something that'll cool you down um um actually feraligatr can he have a little water before they go in]

[illegalmarriage]

[Sure Gold

water fountain, Feraligatr style-]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah thanks big guy--

okay let's go see puppy's check up]