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Why do you have your food with the other Pokémon eggs?

'Cause it's not my food. Well, this one ain't. [It's been taunting him. Siiigh.] A birdkeeper asked me to take care of his Pidgeot for a while and they, you know, "found" this egg. He came back this mornin' to check up on them and didn't want it, so. I'm not really sure that to do with it other than keep it around and maybe let it into the wild once it hatches and learns to fly. Or teach it to shit on bald people's heads.

[The Pidgeot are still here, mind, and they only trust Gold with their egg. If they saw Silver with it they'd have a hoot.]

[He didn't want it? Well, that's all Silver needs to know.

He gets up on his feet and heads straight to the kitchen.]

[NOOOOO no grabbing his arm.

No.]

Dude, the ditch isn't even dug yet! You wanna eat it so soon?

...Why, you wanna wait until it hatches first?

... True. It'll be harder to eat then. As long as you make some mean eggs go for it.

Eggs are my specialty.

[TO THE KITCHEN. Let's make the best eggs imaginable. Weavile seems pretty pleased about this turn of events.]

[Aibo is too, but that's because he gets to eat all of Gold's mom's food now.]

You mean they're the only thing you can make.

I can make a few other things. [Barely.] Eggs are just special.

[Give him a pan and... oh right, you use like butter or oil or something on a stove, don't you?

...Forget it. He's sticking with what he knows.] What kinda stuff do you usually put in your eggs, anyway?

[...And. Uh.

Could you teach him how to turn on the stove.]

[Sheesh, you're useless. He'll be prep. Watch so you can make your own food sometime.]

Spicy stuff. Things that give it a real kick! Like red peppers and cinnamon and some hot sauce if I'm feelin' up for it.

[Peppers. Okay.

...How about some Figy berries? He has those on him, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah he does. Figy berry omelette. Sounds delicious.

[Yeah, sounds delicious. Give him a piece of one he wants to see how spicy it is.]

[They are super fresh and moderately spicy. Not super spicy, not just a spicy flavoring, but a nice middle ground.

Are you done yet? He'd really love to crack this egg open.]

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[Mmmmmm.

Yes good. Give him a berry to munch on actually--

Yeah, sure let's get to crackin'.

Unbeknownst to them, the heat in the kitchen is helping to speed the hatching of the egg. What a surprise it'll be.]

[Not to mention Gold's egg powers.

He cracks the egg open perfectly and holds it out over the...

You're not an egg.

You're a Pidgey.]

[That's not an egg.

That's a Pidgey.

Let's not hold it over the stove, Silver.]

Well, that's some bad luck. [Chirrup! Hi Mama. The one with the red hair. Mama.]

[Right. Not over the stove. Uh.

...Why is it looking at me like that, Gold?]

Do we have another one?

[Hell if I know.]

Nope.

[Are you telling me that we're stuck with a baby instead of some delicious egg meal-]

At least Gyarados will be happy.

What? No way. Eggs are one thing, but a little baby? Have a heart.

[Look at those eyes, Silver.

That Pidgey is giving him such loving eyes.

Come on, Mama.]

Pidgey are food, Gold. Not...

[...Why. Why are you looking at him like that.

With those big eyes.

Why- oh no. Oh no you don't. You are going to be a meal and you're gonna li...

...Gold what do I do now I can't do it]

[See it's harder to eat the bird now that it's hatched.

See.]

I think he likes you. Looks like you're a mama, Silver, and so young! Ha.

[He?

...Hang on little baby Pidgey, he's gotta hold you up for a second...]

He looks kinda sickly anyway.

That's 'cause he needs to eat, that's all. You wanna eat somethin' spicy?

[-- SPICY spicy!!! Chirrup chirrup chirrup!

It does have some weird eyes though.

Weirdly keen golden eyes.]

[Well they were gonna eat you along with these Figy berries, but uh.

...We can just. Give you the Figy berries instead. Here, try one...]