illegalmarriage: (boyfriend is the best pillow tbh)
Silver ([personal profile] illegalmarriage) wrote in [community profile] cambox2013-11-06 12:04 am

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JUST POSTIN SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE
illegalteendad: (looking particularly shota today)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-07 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
["Capes are coming back in, actually, so you're doing better than your friend here."

god DAMMIT really]


Well, great, I'll remember that when I go out next time. [could not be more sarcastic] And where can we get new duds, then?

[honestly the garbage would be better clothes than what he's got on rn

but

"Well... The Boutique in town is a little out of your league, but there's many of them around in Kalos that'll happily open their doors to you. Café Classe has someone in there that knows all about them."

growlithe is enjoying himself btw yea happy bath yea]
illegalteendad: i guess i'll dance to night (guess this is kinda nice too)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-07 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's gonna be more fashionable when you're usin it to tie my wrists to a bedpost, dude







can you do that that sounds kind of hot fuck--

"My sister's a big fashion freak, like even for Lumiose, so it's no problem! I like fur over faux any day myself." yes she's pleased to have helped some walking disasters

it looks like they're beginning to style Growlithe's fur too]


Wonder what they'll make him look like. [an ancient king??? a pussy??? no it's just gonna be a trim because his fur's getting kind of long. speakin of long tho Gold'll play with Silver's hair] Hey, let's get haircuts too. Yours is lookin' a little lengthy.
illegalteendad: (wanna see a cool trick)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-07 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah he can tell

he'll just run his fingers through it to untangle it a little

does that still feel as nice as ever?]


Got any good places in mind?

["Hm... Well, there is Coiffure's Clips on South Boulevard. It's right past the Pokémon Center - you can't miss it. It's not too pricey to get it colored and styled in the same go!"

she got her hair done there, after all. so nice. much hair.]
illegalteendad: this is like the nicest thing you've ever done (true love is sharin chicken nuggers)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-07 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[does he look like he needs one

...

actually he's gonna blow at his explosive hair in the front

he could use a trim he guesses]


Yeah. Maybe I'll get a dye job too. I kinda miss havin' purple hair.

[though seriously the intern looks Gold up and like

really??

a fashion disaster and a punk?

you fit right in with the backstreets of the city--

"Oh, they only do touch-ups and the like. You'd have to dye your hair yourself."]
illegalteendad: (wanna go for round two)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-07 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ahhh good times

...

man, it's been a while since he thought about that weird facility even tho they got a ton of Pokémon from it]


Too bad. Guess we can buy some dye and do our hair after we get it cut and all. [and, in a more whisper whisper hush hush kinda way] At a nice hotel, you, me and a nice, long shower.

[the intern doesn't hear a word either, mostly because she's being called back to help clean the floor around the perfectly groomed Growlithe

baby looks fiiine

and kind of like gold???]
illegalteendad: (you me baby ain't nothin but mammals)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah

it was like some weirdo dream]


The people're mostly rude, but that ain't no reason not to stay the night. Unless you're put off by all the fancy shmancy stuff?

[a quick few more brushes, some cooing, and they'll let the Growlithe hop down and bad over to Silver

look at him

hot dog walkin--]
illegalteendad: (yeah right dude)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-08 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[excuse you he is cute

but no Gold gets that oh man he's precious lookin

puppy is so happy look at him look at hiiim]


Well, look at you little dude! Got the same hair I've got. They did good.

[... oh right uh

how much are they gonna pay for this

(seeing as they're satisfied they are gonna pay right

it's not THAT expensive...............)]
illegalteendad: this is like the nicest thing you've ever done (true love is sharin chicken nuggers)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[how much money do they have anyway

the intern ties a little ribbon with the salon's name on it around the Growlithe's neck and give him a pat

"Thank you for coming! Oh, if you ever need a guide, you can ask the staff at Lumiose Press in the street behind us, just past Bleu Plaza. They're very helpful and willing to give tips on where to go to get your name known."]


Yeah, thanks a lot. He looks fantastic. [as does she, he almost adds, but bites it back. they've been dating for a while there's no excuse this late]
illegalteendad: (monkey face)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-08 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[c'mon they must've spent a fortune doin all that stuff in johto and now kalos??]

They even clipped his nails... You're a good boy, Barkbro, bein' so well-behaved for these lovely ladies. [pet pet pet YES HE IS NOT GIVING UP ON THIS NAME

NO MATTER HOW "SIMPLE AND CUTE" GROWLY IS]
illegalteendad: (judging you)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[followin you out now... which way was it to that classy cafe thing...]

Well, it ain't gonna be Growly. It's so boring. Barkbro's fine!
illegalteendad: (like you're gonna do it anyway)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-10 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I liked it better when you didn't try and name things. I mean, Drifty was one thing, and Dusty was already named and all, but Growly.

[are you sure]
illegalteendad: (monkey face)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-13 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, no way, I'd rather have Growly than that. You've gotta given 'em names since you're takin' care of them and all - that's just common sense in a family. This pup's our kid.

[ain't you, growly barkbro gold jr? yeah you are]
illegalteendad: (mm whatcha say)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-11-13 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[yes, really

it is their kid

their puppy child

(whooo is a cuuutie you are yes you aaare)]


So, Gold Jr.?

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