["Capes are coming back in, actually, so you're doing better than your friend here."
god DAMMIT really]
Well, great, I'll remember that when I go out next time. [could not be more sarcastic] And where can we get new duds, then?
[honestly the garbage would be better clothes than what he's got on rn
but
"Well... The Boutique in town is a little out of your league, but there's many of them around in Kalos that'll happily open their doors to you. Café Classe has someone in there that knows all about them."
growlithe is enjoying himself btw yea happy bath yea]
[it's gonna be more fashionable when you're usin it to tie my wrists to a bedpost, dude
can you do that that sounds kind of hot fuck--
"My sister's a big fashion freak, like even for Lumiose, so it's no problem! I like fur over faux any day myself." yes she's pleased to have helped some walking disasters
it looks like they're beginning to style Growlithe's fur too]
Wonder what they'll make him look like. [an ancient king??? a pussy??? no it's just gonna be a trim because his fur's getting kind of long. speakin of long tho Gold'll play with Silver's hair] Hey, let's get haircuts too. Yours is lookin' a little lengthy.
he'll just run his fingers through it to untangle it a little
does that still feel as nice as ever?]
Got any good places in mind?
["Hm... Well, there is Coiffure's Clips on South Boulevard. It's right past the Pokémon Center - you can't miss it. It's not too pricey to get it colored and styled in the same go!"
she got her hair done there, after all. so nice. much hair.]
man, it's been a while since he thought about that weird facility even tho they got a ton of Pokémon from it]
Too bad. Guess we can buy some dye and do our hair after we get it cut and all. [and, in a more whisper whisper hush hush kinda way] At a nice hotel, you, me and a nice, long shower.
[the intern doesn't hear a word either, mostly because she's being called back to help clean the floor around the perfectly groomed Growlithe
the intern ties a little ribbon with the salon's name on it around the Growlithe's neck and give him a pat
"Thank you for coming! Oh, if you ever need a guide, you can ask the staff at Lumiose Press in the street behind us, just past Bleu Plaza. They're very helpful and willing to give tips on where to go to get your name known."]
Yeah, thanks a lot. He looks fantastic. [as does she, he almost adds, but bites it back. they've been dating for a while there's no excuse this late]
[c'mon they must've spent a fortune doin all that stuff in johto and now kalos??]
They even clipped his nails... You're a good boy, Barkbro, bein' so well-behaved for these lovely ladies. [pet pet pet YES HE IS NOT GIVING UP ON THIS NAME
Wow, no way, I'd rather have Growly than that. You've gotta given 'em names since you're takin' care of them and all - that's just common sense in a family. This pup's our kid.
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god DAMMIT really]
Well, great, I'll remember that when I go out next time. [could not be more sarcastic] And where can we get new duds, then?
[honestly the garbage would be better clothes than what he's got on rn
but
"Well... The Boutique in town is a little out of your league, but there's many of them around in Kalos that'll happily open their doors to you. Café Classe has someone in there that knows all about them."
growlithe is enjoying himself btw yea happy bath yea]
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my cape is fashionable]
We'll keep that in mind.
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can you do that that sounds kind of hot fuck--
"My sister's a big fashion freak, like even for Lumiose, so it's no problem! I like fur over faux any day myself." yes she's pleased to have helped some walking disasters
it looks like they're beginning to style Growlithe's fur too]
Wonder what they'll make him look like. [an ancient king??? a pussy??? no it's just gonna be a trim because his fur's getting kind of long. speakin of long tho Gold'll play with Silver's hair] Hey, let's get haircuts too. Yours is lookin' a little lengthy.
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[They better go somewhere super nice though, he'll only accept a haircut from the best-]
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he'll just run his fingers through it to untangle it a little
does that still feel as nice as ever?]
Got any good places in mind?
["Hm... Well, there is Coiffure's Clips on South Boulevard. It's right past the Pokémon Center - you can't miss it. It's not too pricey to get it colored and styled in the same go!"
she got her hair done there, after all. so nice. much hair.]
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Guess we'll try there, then. [You're gonna get a haircut too, right Gold?]
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...
actually he's gonna blow at his explosive hair in the front
he could use a trim he guesses]
Yeah. Maybe I'll get a dye job too. I kinda miss havin' purple hair.
[though seriously the intern looks Gold up and like
really??
a fashion disaster and a punk?
you fit right in with the backstreets of the city--
"Oh, they only do touch-ups and the like. You'd have to dye your hair yourself."]
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[...Oh. Aw man...]
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...
man, it's been a while since he thought about that weird facility even tho they got a ton of Pokémon from it]
Too bad. Guess we can buy some dye and do our hair after we get it cut and all. [and, in a more whisper whisper hush hush kinda way] At a nice hotel, you, me and a nice, long shower.
[the intern doesn't hear a word either, mostly because she's being called back to help clean the floor around the perfectly groomed Growlithe
baby looks fiiine
and kind of like gold???]
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I'm not sure I wanna stay in this city overnight.
[Not quite noticing puppy. Not yet.]
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it was like some weirdo dream]
The people're mostly rude, but that ain't no reason not to stay the night. Unless you're put off by all the fancy shmancy stuff?
[a quick few more brushes, some cooing, and they'll let the Growlithe hop down and bad over to Silver
look at him
hot dog walkin--]
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Gold
Gold he looks like you
Gold he looks like you if you were cute Gold-
Oh my goodness puppy come here let him hold and love you you're so soft-]
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but no Gold gets that oh man he's precious lookin
puppy is so happy look at him look at hiiim]
Well, look at you little dude! Got the same hair I've got. They did good.
[... oh right uh
how much are they gonna pay for this
(seeing as they're satisfied they are gonna pay right
it's not THAT expensive...............)]
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and tip handsomely
and ruffle puppy's fuzz some more yes much of that--]
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the intern ties a little ribbon with the salon's name on it around the Growlithe's neck and give him a pat
"Thank you for coming! Oh, if you ever need a guide, you can ask the staff at Lumiose Press in the street behind us, just past Bleu Plaza. They're very helpful and willing to give tips on where to go to get your name known."]
Yeah, thanks a lot. He looks fantastic. [as does she, he almost adds, but bites it back. they've been dating for a while there's no excuse this late]
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Yeah. I never thought he'd look this cute and clean.
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They even clipped his nails... You're a good boy, Barkbro, bein' so well-behaved for these lovely ladies. [pet pet pet YES HE IS NOT GIVING UP ON THIS NAME
NO MATTER HOW "SIMPLE AND CUTE" GROWLY IS]
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His name's not Barkbro. [He is grabbing Growly and carrying him out, thank you-]
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Well, it ain't gonna be Growly. It's so boring. Barkbro's fine!
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[It was uh... This way. Yeah.]
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[are you sure]
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[I am absolutely sure don't question my sense of direction-]
Let's just call him Growlithe, then.
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[ain't you, growly barkbro gold jr? yeah you are]
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[Our kid. Really, Gold?]
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it is their kid
their puppy child
(whooo is a cuuutie you are yes you aaare)]
So, Gold Jr.?
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