BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[50shadesofprotag]

I don't know. He flew away on Reshiram, and I've been looking for him. [Sort of.] He said that he didn't understand Pokémon as well as he thought he did which was true so I'm guessing he took off to try and get a better understanding of them.

...I'm a little worried because he really doesn't understand anything and it's like letting a toddler run off all by himself, but I'm sure Reshiram is keeping an eye on him, at least. I just hope he's not getting himself in more trouble, he's a naive guy. Like I said, he's just like a Pokémon. Like a newly hatched Pokémon!

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[tsuntrader]

He has a legendary Pokémon looking after him. I'm sure he'll be okay.

[tsuntrader]

[But on a somewhat more serious note...] You need help looking for him?

[It's not like he... Has anything better to do...]

[50shadesofprotag]

Just let me know if you hear a lead about a guy with a dragon that has long green hair. And talks to Pokémon.

Because somehow I don't think he's really suspicious enough to not talk to Pokémon in front of people.

[SIGH]

[tsuntrader]

Gotcha.

[...] But for now, let's focus on getting you a water-type.

[50shadesofprotag]

Ugh.

[tsuntrader]

Quit complaining. [Where is it, where is it-

There. Super Rod!

No seriously dads why the fuck did you get him all of this protag shit some of it is so unnecessary-]

[50shadesofprotag]

...Heh. Looks like the Subway Bosses are dads that spoil their kid. Cute.

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[tsuntrader]

[It's tempting to say "they didn't have to give me everything they did" or to get embarrassed over being called cute or- or a lot of things.

But he doesn't. He just quietly and carefully readies the rod for fishing, handling it as if it was worth its weight in gold.]

[tsuntrader]

...You know how to fish, right? [And have your own rod. Because if you do, this will go twice as fast.]

[50shadesofprotag]

I do. I caught and released a lot of Pokémon for the PokéDex.

[tsuntrader]

Do you know which ones you can catch here?

[50shadesofprotag]

Surf, you can find Wingull, Pelipper, Mantyke, and Spheal.

[That sounds a little frustrated because SHE HAS SEEN EVERY ONE OF THOSE A MILLION TIMES. The others... she thinks about for a bit.]

Wailmer, Remoraid, Shellder, Luvdisc - and their evolutions. I'm pretty sure that's everything here.

[tsuntrader]

[Wailmer, Wingull, Spheal, gotta check his dex for those ones. ...Oh, these can make good meals. Come here, Gyrados and Kyurem. You're chilling with us. (ba dum dum psh.) It's meal time.

...Mantyke.] I'm guessing Mantine and Cloyster aren't cool looking enough for you.

[50shadesofprotag]

Gyarados is literally the only water/flying type that works. Any others don't function well enough against electricity, and there's a ton of that in Unova.

[tsuntrader]

You're tellin' me. [Electric types. they're everywhere. Even in his backpack. Dammit Joltik.

He needs a ground type Pokémon so badly but more than six Pokémon but ground types-]

What about Cloyster? [Regardless, he's already fishing so he can feed his gigantic hungry Pokémon.]

[50shadesofprotag]

Bah.

[Is she... blushing?


...]

No. Just... no.

[tsuntrader]

[...?] You okay?

[50shadesofprotag]

It's... too embarrassing. No way. I won't have a Pokémon that's that hard to look at.

[tsuntrader]

...What are you talking about?

[50shadesofprotag]

It looks like lady-parts.

[She says it in a very annoyed tone, but her face is bright red so...]

I'm not carrying a crotch goblin on my team.

[tsuntrader]

[...Eeeeehhh?

You. You know what.]

Whatever you say. [Well whatever give him a bit to fish up food, and...

Well this is going to take a bit so-] You really can't think of one water type you'd like? Just one?

[50shadesofprotag]

[Thinking.

Thinking...






...Thinking...]

...Squirtle or Totodile. Sharpedo would be cool, but only if you can pull it out of the dreamworld, and that's a rare thing. Especially trying to get a female from there.

[So basically a water type that isn't easily accessible.]

[tsuntrader]

...Dreamworld? [Super Rod is starting to move a little...]

[50shadesofprotag]

[She opens her mouth to reply, but--]

Hey, you got a bite.